Reminder that this is not the first time this brand new state of the art plane has been grounded for serious problems including a crash with all passengers dying and a woman having her head sucked out the window
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_737_MAX_groundings
Idk about you, butt Im skeptical about this plane
Boeing after killing hundreds of people over several incidents with a busted fleet of planes
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YEAH LETS FRICKIN' GO WE'RE ABOUT TO CRASH BOYS
i have no idea what "shouted encouragement" means in that situation...
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lmao dd you see that vdeo from the zoomer class during a school shotting where they are all like brooo lmao brooo after the suspected shooter comes knocking? lmao zoomers dont give a shit
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I think sensing the threat of physical danger has been bred out of some people
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lmao no. Post link
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'CRASH THE PLANE!!! DO IT CUTE TWINK!!!'
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They were trying to hype the pilot up so he lands the plane
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R-slurred soybois shouting "you got this!" up to the pilot
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“DO A BARREL ROLL CUTE TWINK”
Read what I wrote above. Now picture in your head that I put a /s at the end. Good job sweaty!
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Between this and all the air traffic drama, flying sucks rn.
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Flying has always sucked
!followers kino
United breaks guitars
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Flying before 2001 was pretty alright
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Or the staff that make the flying experience feel more and mpre like youre riding greyhound. There was plenty of overhead storage space when I got on the plane! Frick you Brenda!!
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Lmao, I was on a plane recently where they were closing clearly empty bins.
What's the goal there??
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"Weight distribution", which we know is bullshit bc they dont weigh the big fat fstties that yhey let on the plane.
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They assume everyone is about equally fat... which mostly isnt wrong i guess
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Yeah but they should also tell the people who take two suitcases bigger than my actual luggage as 'carry on bag' to frick off. Why do these people need two carry on items anyway? Just put your shit on the luggage omg.
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Blame foids for that rule. Bc they always have to have a purse now everyone gets a carry on and "vanity bag".
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They call baggage handlers “throwers” for a reason.
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Superior outsourced technology
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nah this is burgers with green hair and nonbinary pronouns fault
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make shit planes, blame sexy Indian dudes for poor coding
americans
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Airbuschads just can't stop winning
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The 787 was a much better product to launch than the A380.
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At this point yeah, it does seem obvious that an evolution of existing widebody twin engine long range jets with an emphasis on efficiency was a better idea than bloated double decker that can't use most airports and can't haul airfreight
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Airbus could stop all activity and still end up was victor in bus vs boing war
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Lockheed is going to need to take a break from harnessing ayy lmao technology to make the Stealth RiceCooker 9000 to make a commercial jet again. The L1011 was a good jet and we need a company the builds airplanes to make airliners again
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Boeing is such a dumpsterfire nowadays. Not that Airbus is perfect, but at least their products are still functional.
When Airbus fricks up, they build a plane with no practical, economical application.
When Boeing fricks up, their shit fricking drops from the sky.
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Flying on a Boeing be like
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lmao, we finally see the product of the american 00's focus on diversity hires, finally the old guard is dead and the zoomer foids with green hair have taken over
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muh DEI
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1950s: plane dies because of DUI
1970s: plane dies because of DEA
2030s: plane dies because of DEI
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The Southwest fatality was a 737-700 not the 737 Max.
To be fair, Airbus has had similar wtf moments, like the time the entire rear stabilizer ripped off during normal flight or when an entire flight smacked it into the Pacific ocean due to iced pitots
Tupolev or Comac don't even need to be mentioned:
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In their defense, the Tupolev pilots were drunk and had 48 tons of canned salmon and heroin as cargo not on the manifest throwing off the weight balanced
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I flew last night with folks, and I think that the groundings might've caused all the traffic we saw when trying to check our bags and get through security!
Though to be honest, the fact that we only went to the airport much later than usual (only within two hours of the flight, rather than 3-4) is probably the bigger reason why…
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Why would you do this to yourself lol
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most people dont know this, but you can just walk through the gate after "closing" lmao, they literally cannot stop u
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Americans have different security procedures, you have to take off your shoes and shove them into your bussy or somesuch.
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Yeah I know, but I havent ever needed more than 2 hours.
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So glad most of Lufthansa's fleet is Airbus.
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Embraer bros, market share growth soon
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If it's Boeing, I ain't going
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If it's Boeing it's blowing
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Americans simply cannot create passenger jets
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Americans create all of the world's best selling jets.
https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/world-best-selling-airplanes/index.html
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Snapshots:
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https://www.reuters.com/business/aerospace-defense/us-engineers-recommended-grounding-boeing-737-max-soon-after-second-crash-report-2023-04-28:
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https://www.theguardian.com/business/2018/apr/17/philadelphia-plane-emergency-southwest-landing-engine-explosion-latest:
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_737_MAX_groundings:
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Didn't read your dumb cute twinkry but
First it is spelled "concerns" you fricking r-slur. Second, it's not "all 737 Max's" wit would be "all 737-MAX9" you incredible fricking r-slur. And that's not even true, there are approximately 240 737-MAX9s and only about 130-140 are grounded pending inspection. How can you get so many fricking facts wrong in 9 words? Fricking keep yourself safe, I'm begging you, you stupid fricking record.
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