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The major search engines are literally unusable

Back in the day I used to do Mechanical Turk like :marseytunaktunak: work assessing search engine quality. There were very detailed guidelines about what made a search engine good, compiled into a like 250 page document Google had been curating and updating over the course of years.

One of the key concepts was the idea of a "vital" result for a user request. If a user had a specific request, the search engine had to deliver that content first. For example, simpson.com at the time was a malicious website. With this in mind, if the user searched for "simpson.com", the first result had to be simpson.com, even if the search engine is returning a malicious page. It's specifically what the user requested. We aren't supposed to question what the user wants. The results that followed after could provide suggestions of what else the user may be looking for, like the official Simpsons website.

I would love to see whatever shreds of this document is left at this point, and I'd love to know at what point the entire thing was thrown into the trash and rewritten. I assume somewhere around the year 2016 or 2020. I know this is nothing shocking to a lot of people, but it really does amaze me just how bad things have gotten. I've stuck to the major search engines because despite peoples bitching, for a long time they consistently outperformed the smaller competitors, but they are genuinely without hyperbole almost unusable now.

Example: I wanted to find the recent Tucker Carlson - Vladimir Putin interview. It's a newsworthy interview with a world leader and a current event. There is a very specific video I'm looking for, the published, official video of :marseytucker: sitting down and asking :angryvatnik: questions.

Here is what google returns in a private window:

https://i.imgur.com/OEidcAA.png

The very first piece of content - the "vital result" - is clickbait youtube cute twinkry from Time :marseysoyswitch: What are the keeraZIEST moments from the interview?!? :marseysoypoint:

The rest of the results are a cascade of editorialized garbage, opinionated news articles reporting on the requested content. God forbid a careless user actually be exposed to a primary source.

The closest result to what I'm looking for is about over 10 pieces of content deep - the transcript of the interview from Russia's state website. Likely this is an oversight.

Here is Bing:

https://i.imgur.com/N3LvC7b.png

There's been some meme going around that "no really guys, Bing is actually kinda good now believe it or not".

This is even more nonsense than Google. The most prominently featured content is, of course, more editorialized bullshit with the interview itself nowhere to be found. But also half of the content is just completely irrelevant crap I didn't ask for. Why is the entire right half of the page a massive infobox about Tucker and his books and quotes? Why am I seeing something about Game of Thrones?

Brave:

https://i.imgur.com/2Je4Mn7.png

You get the point. More useless crap. It gets half a point for its AI accidentally revealing that tuckercarlson.com is where the interview is located, but this doesn't count. The actual search results are all garbage. Thanks Brave for showing me all the latest reddit discussions :soysnoo2:

Yandex:

https://i.imgur.com/D9mfcZN.jpeg

Was that really so fricking hard? Result #1 - the interview from Tucker Carlson. Past the interview are news articles and images - things of waning utility that other users may be interested in. But the vital result is at the top of the page. That's fricking it. This would have been the required order for the page on Google ten years ago.

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Every Yansex user should be jailed for threading democracy by looking at “”””primary sources””” (read: Russian disinformation) and being UnAmerican. I'm pretty sure our elite western liberal search engines now what they are doing, okay sweaty?

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It may be because tuckercarlson.com isn't a major site and google weighs youtube and large media sites differently.

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Tuckers interview with Putin is on YouTube too though; from Tucker Carlsons account no less not some repost from a rando:

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This a terrible excuse. The interview is no where to be found. It doesn't matter what domain the actual interview is hosted on, it should outrank everything else. If it doesn't, your “search engine” is trash.

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I was explaining a possible reason why. :marseyxd:

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That's not an acceptable reason, that's just incompetence.

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Alex jones was right

Trans lives matter

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IT was posted on Twitter they could just link to that

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Yandex seems to be the only not r-slurred one. I would have suggested startpage but you just pick an existing engine and their homepage is gay now.

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Startpage just uses Google search results but “allegedly” doesn't collect your data. They're smart enough not to use cookies or any other technique which would be noticeable in the frontend.

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its owned by an ad company now

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I hate to recommend this, but there's ya.ru

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Yandex beats out Google, unironically, for all interesting queries, and that's wild

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Stop bb I can only get so hard

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:marseysnappyenraged2: Whoops, I was accidentally helpful.

Shitty search engine results have been busting my bussy for years and it's just getting worse and worse. The worst is when I'll put something in quotes so it will search for that exact phrase and it still serves me whatever the frick it wants

:#marseyraging: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A few years ago an old phone broke down and filled my screen with dozens of horizontal white lines so I tried to search on google what my problem was. Google insisted to show me results where a single vertical line would appear on the side of the screen (and ads for phones), completely different than what I needed. After multiple combinations of - signs and quotes I managed to convince Google to stop showing that stupid vertical line bug, only for it to give a total of 5 results, 2 in chinese 1 in indonesian and 2 in indian :marseyfacepalm:

Shutting the phone down and restarting it solved my problem but I really don't think I was the only person in the western hemisphere to encounter that bug. It's like search engines are spitefully trying to keep you from finding useful results

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I could barely even find info about a problem my car was having when i googled it. Just endless machine generated pages of listicles

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I was learning some slightly niche programmer shit and having such a bad time in 2023 I bought some fricking physical books

:marseyreading:

I got tired of the bullshit that was searching stack exchange manually, and even searching groomercord channels :marseydisgust:

sometimes stack exchange had kind of what I was looking for but I couldn't use a search engine to get to it :derpwhy:

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Word embeddings in search are the fricking worst for programmer shit. It drives me up the wall when I search specific terms like "extend" and the results include "expand". And they even got automatic autocorrect on google now instead of suggesting you correct your supposedly misspelled word, so I'll be halfway down the page before I realize it's results for a completely different term that I didn't type and I have to click "no I actually meant to spell it that way you fricking r-slur" (paraphrasing).

My dying wish would be to curb stomp a Google engineer or product owner if I weren't too old for Make a Wish.

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what's the one where the preview is like "yeah it has this paragraph, our preview will end one word before what you need, but this phrase won't appear on the page"

whatever happened to viewing the cached version so i can see what google saw

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They recently got rid of the cache link in the ui. But you can still access it.

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How? It's been driving me crazy

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Google it, r-slur.

But seriously, I'm too lazy to find the right domain and path format, it's something stupid like cache.google.com/<url>

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sammmmme

I was looking up a specific algorithm term for a common algorithm, and I was getting CLOTHING listings because it was taking a word and making it a word that was three letters different

:marseyconfused:

so I put quotes around the term once I realized, and the listing shit itself so bad that some of the listings were msnbc articles about current thing :marseyrage:

I'm convinced google has a bunch of office drones hand picking "good" results, perhaps with AI assistance, and they're doing an awful job

sites that sell shit or are robo-listicles covered with google ads seem to get whitelisted easier

informative sites that might be found on https://wiby.me (Web 1.0 only search engine), for example, seem to be downgraded big time in google results

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I'm convinced google has a bunch of office drones hand picking "good" results, perhaps with AI assistance, and they're doing an awful job

If things still work the same way at all that they used to, this isn't entirely wrong. My job years ago was giving ratings to the top pages returned in the SERP. I don't remember exactly how it worked, I don't think we were always exactly selecting the pages and more often it was just confirming the quality of the algo when something was tweaked. But we would get a query and the pages returned, they had to be rated based on very specific guidelines and it would be cross-referenced with other crowdsourced workers.

If they do still work the same way either the guidelines have completely changed or the algorithms are just fricked beyond repair now

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>wiby

Probably because none of those sites have been updated in 20 or 30 years. Search engines favor recent content, which makes sense in most cases.

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I've never picked up a text book in my first two years of college and did everything that wasn't in the lecture notes with the internet.

Afterwards I was genuinely amazed how convenient textbooks are with all the important information neatly and coherently compiled together :marseyxd: :marseyspecial:

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>physical books

Not even these are safe from spam anymore. Have an LLM write a nonsense book and self publish.

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You specify a 2016 Camry, so all top results are forum posts about a 1997 Corolla

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Not long ago google's selling point versus rivals was how you could search for that kind of incredibly specific problem and get good results. Inshallah the bottom will fall out soon as everyone realises how shit it is.

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The golden era was when reverse image search worked, pinterest wasnt in the image search and you could search academic docs by hitting the scholar tab or w/e it was called

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Google scholar still works okayish

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i just don't get why. it doesn't benefit the users, it doesn't benefit the company reputation, it doesn't earn them any more money.... why?

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I think some of the changes are meant to appeal to mobile users. Like it assumes you didn't spell properly because that's impossible on a phone and if you're on a phone you're probably too r-slurred to spell properly anyway.

But that only explains part of it.

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It generates revenue because getting listed in the top is now pay to win. It has created an entire SEO industry because jewgle keeps moving the goalposts

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Ads, i assume. Google makes money from ads, so it pushes the most money-making content to the top. If its not what you wanted, even better because it means you continue clicking on google-ad filled pages! What are you gonna do, search with the 3 alternatives that are just as bad about it?

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>it doesn't earn them more money

Lmbo, you r-slurred?

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more money compared to just showing relevant results.

if I'm searching for [a], show me ads relevant to [a] and I'll probably click them. If I'm getting annoyed searching through a dozen [b] results, showing me ads for [b] accomplishes nothing.

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It just assumes that the people using it are the lowest of the low r-slurs, you don't know what you want, you actually want a bunch of articles telling your what to think.

It assumes you can't spell and when you dare put quotes around something it simply ignores it.

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Bing's Copilot at least will have enough shame to confess it didn't return what I asked for. "I didn't ask for that. I wanted X." And then it will give it to me, even if reluctantly.

EDIT I just searched for OP's request using Bing Copilot. It gave me the pozzed stuff, but right at the bottom (and you type at the bottom so this right in your field of vision) is "if you missed it you can find the interview on Tucker Carlson's website for paying subscribers"

Paywalled things are never going to rank as high.

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You mentioned Copilot and immediately after loading another page I got a prompt to try my new AI Copilot. They are watching me :marseyschizotwitch:

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>shutting the phone down and restarting it solved my problem

Why isn't this the first thing you tried? Instead you googled on a broken phone?

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I googled on my laptop since my phone screen was unresponsive. Also I was just curious about what happened :marseyshrug:

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The worst part is getting one of those obviously AI written pages that doesn't say anything but is optimized for google search to get ad revenue,

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It drives me BANANAS :banana:

Was looking for any info about my very old timey garage door, literally everything was ads

Garage doors in 2024

Garage door experts near you

Thankfully google omitted the key adjectives I had included

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>toro 24 belt diagram

We understand how frustrating it can be when your Toro Recycler 24 Walk-Behind Mower stops working. Mowers are a vital tool for homeowners to keep their lawns looking nice and mowed. If a Toro Recycler 24 Walk-Behind Mower's drive belt is missing or damaged, it can be harder to push compared to how the manufacturer intended. With a few simple steps, you can identify the root cause of your Toro Recycler 24 Walk Behind Mower's issues and find a certified repair shop near you

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:marseyraging:

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this shit giving me a fricking flashback

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Every time I search a tech support or DIY type question about xyz product the entire first page of results is "TOP TEN XYZ IN 2024"

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I remember googling home repair stuff in 2012 or so and finding LOTS of really good content. Blogs about historical framing, different techniques, personal DIY pages and wikihows, lots of stuff from This Old House...

Now I cant find SHIT

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That's similar to my main issue (as described here). I used to be able to find super super specific technical data from professional journals as well as hobbyist communities around ten years ago. Now it's as if they no longer index 90% of the internet.

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>they no longer index 90% of the internet

This is probably a good thing but also that 10% they do index should be part of the 90%.

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>Search for specific model number for a part

>Results are all chinese shit ads with an entiely different model number.

I just want to go back 20 years to when the internet was not shit. :marseydepressed:

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Frick I HATE THAT

Search for TQ-DZ-351CA

Results for

TA-DI-435F

missing: TQ-DZ-351CA

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The worst is when I'll put something in quotes

Does that even do anything anymore? I don't think it's worked for me a single time in the last several years.

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You have to enable verbatim mode.

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Nice of them to tell me.

Back in the 1980s it was a big deal when software was changed to give different results than you expected. Because that meant users needed to be retrained and that would cost money. Now Google changes all their shit constantly without warning you and the changes aren't even intuitive.

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>I need to be retrained to click a check box

:soycry#talking:

I doubt you experienced 80s software.

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Wtf is verbatim mode?

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1707545483537535.webp

It forces Google to actually search for the words you entered.

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:#marseyshook:

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Osht thx bb

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Sometimes it works for me

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Shitty search engine results have been busting my bussy for years and it's just getting worse and worse. The worst is when I'll put something in quotes so it will search for that exact phrase and it still serves me whatever the frick it wants

Literally google fricking with your search to show you more ads

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@frickfrickfrickfrickfrick : i'm suppressing your search results in good faith

Get down here in my comments and fite me :marseypunching:

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FRICK Pinterest

!codecels express your rage for the worst website ever to exist

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:marseyannoyed: :marseyindignant:

pintrest is the fricking bomb all my homies love pintrest

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17075141240423872.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1707514124208398.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17075141244869444.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17075141246305513.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17075141247257378.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17075141248607583.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17075141255516298.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17075141257505212.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17075141258754988.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17075141260824618.webp

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Pinterest is great for letting you know that something existed at some point and that you might find it with a different query

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Subscribe to right-click

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Say what you want, but Pinterest makes a shit ton of money per user, more than Facebook.

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i feel like b-word :marseyarthoe6: please, and worst website would :marseymid: probably the darkweb recruitment site for al qaeda :marseyisiscry:

@Nyasia love sucking peepees and its EVERYTHING

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None of the Al-Qaeda recruitment sites I use have Javascript, so they can't be the worst in the world.

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:marseydisagree: pinterest is like omega isis

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The fact that Google never blacklisted pinterest speaks to the deepest corruption imaginable happening in silicone Valley.

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They had an official extension that blocked google results and the photos all showed pintrest being blocked lmao.

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You can add

-site:Pinterest.com

to every search but that's a pain

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Pinterest and Quora are tumors on the entire web.

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i want to throttle quora with my bare hands

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Unpopular but I LOVE pinterest. They're so hyped on getting every click they can they opening host tons of homemade gun and drug stuff and don't even down rank it in search

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You wouldnt have a nad time if you had an account and used the app. :marseytrollcrazy:

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Pinterestmisia is just thinly veiled misogyny :marseyindignantwoman:

@JoyceCarolOates come educate these nerds

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I fricking hate Pinterest so much. I've been learning to draw lately and Pinterest has ruined searching for reference images.

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this is true but also searching for slavshit on the slavshit search engine will obviously be easier

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17075097112433524.webp

even the chinx are better than google/bing/ddg however

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I honestly think this is just the search engine functioning and returning what it's supposed to. If there was :ziggerseethe: influence in the results I would think the Russian state page would be higher

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I used to use Baidu a lot actually but they broke the reverse image search and the app (which you have to use because the browser site is broken) absolutely destroys your battery

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for reverse image search i would say yandex is generally the best by far

(google has quite good ocr now but lens has awful ui)

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>ddg

Lmbo, that's just a wrapper around bing. It's only google and bing in the first world.

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The www.est has fallen :marseyfallenangel: :#chuditsover:

Trans lives matter

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:marseyfallenangel: :marseyinvestigate#!:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17075091478398647.webp

:mars#eyd!etective: :marseys#aluteussr:

The best search engine by miles.

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Wtf why do you have my bookmarks bar?

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I always get the amplifier circuits mixed up :(

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tf u doin with diff amps

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There's been some meme going around that "no really guys, Bing is actually kinda good now believe it or not".

I've been seeing this a lot on Reddit and Bings search results are both unequivocally garbage and displayed in an atrocious way. I can only assume they are microsoft bots who are supporter their brethren.

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I heard :marseynull: say it on MATI earlier in the week, he also was extolling Github Copilot, Micro$oft has even gotten to him :marseyitsover:

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Micro$oft has even gotten to him

https://c.tenor.com/EFofwwqc3OQAAAAd/tenor.gif:#marseyinvisible: :#!marseynullautism:

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its over

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babys first "i hate google"

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