This is how many requests a Windows 11 computer sends out over the course of about a week according to AdGuard Home on my OPNsense firewall
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It's for your own good. They need to know that you've downloaded the latest hourly update for windows.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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and it's only going to get worse....
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Is your cat named cat?
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.... no. and i don't have a cat. what am i supposed to name it, mr judgy
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Just makes me think half the people here are actually NPCs
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You're claiming you're not an NPC because you name your fricking computer?
That's surprisingly neurodivergent even for this site.
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My old pc was named MONSTER new one is called TITAN
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Wow! What are you? 4 years old?? f****
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Mine's named Emperor Big Peepee
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Average windblows exepereince amirite?
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Can you make your PC stop scanning and DDoSing all my shit all the time?? jfc
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was curious and looked how many executables my nearly fresh windows 11 machine has
over 5000 .exe, where did computers go wrong
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The bread crumbs are piling up. After some tracking I found your IP: 209.200.225.216
Out of luck, son (snap)
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good luck. i'm behind 7 proxied bussies. i'm literally untraceable
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prepare to get knocked offline kid. nothin personnel
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What is it requesting
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How did you set up your firewall and what's it for. Explain this for box
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while doing what? idleing?
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mostly, i've been tired and haven't done much gaming lately
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??? so you were using the pc? wouldnt the requests be from that?
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this. Can you at least filter all request that actually done by microsoft instead of the every program on you computer. I'm confident that windows calls home couple times a day, but why would it call so much for such relatively small amount of time.
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frick ill never be able to switch back to a good microsoft windows and i think my xorg is fricked again
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This affects me how?
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I do all my computing on a Brother WP-1400 electronic typewriter.
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Fr fr no cap run Wireguard on Linux and then on Windows; the silence on the former is deafening if you don't have a browser / cloud app open
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What in the heck kind of proper nerdgeek uses "AdGuard"?
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And? You didn't mention your usage, r-slur
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