Turns out the anti-malware is the biggest malware of them all: windows machines worldwide that installed CrowdStrike are all crashing because someone at the company fricked up
they have a customer ticket here if you have an account https://supportportal.crowdstrike.com/s/article/Tech-Alert-Windows-crashes-related-to-Falcon-Sensor-2024-07-19
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Lmao my work laptop blue screened in the morning. For the the first time. Restart fixed it tho. I was expecting to take a holiday because of this. Hopefully others are having worse issue. Long weekend baby
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Why did you even try if you wanted to slack off, hand it in to the IT jannies saying it broke and go home.
Yes but what if it did it again when you had "important work" open? Better get it fixed.
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If it happened that badly I would have sent emails to the boss saying I was ill, and then sent emails to the IT jannies saying it was broken and they fixed it.
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Send an email with what? Your blue screen machine? C'mon, engagé your circuits you dumb bot.
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I would send a screen shot. A picture of my broken computer on my phone.
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The IT jannies are in scandicks not in India 😔
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