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Microsoft to kill Windows Control Panel in favor of Settings app https://t.co/ofVQMb2fbe pic.twitter.com/lrqOrNpLvF
— Tom's Hardware (@tomshardware) August 22, 2024
I don't wanna switch to Linux please Microsoft stop 
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That's my experience every single time I use the settings app. I'm not sure what it's for, maybe you could adjust the volume with it or something basic, but even then it probably has some crippling limitation like you can't tell which output you're changing, it's impressively worthless. How did MS manage to make linux distros seem easy to use
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It really is comically bad in exactly the way you describe. Pretty much any setting that's more complicated than an on-off toggle switch is still hidden in the legacy control panel; it's like they're not even trying.
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They're trying to keep normies out of settings that destroy their computers. People are notoriously r-slurred.
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I used to believe the first part, but I think there's some cockamamie half butt scheme to route all computer admin through MS, like replace your IT department with some pseudo MSP made up of MS sexy Indian dudes and shitty AI.
"Bingami, please create a new user account in the sales department, name 'Lee Henry."
"Creating eDiscovery archive for all mailboxes in sales department."
"No, Bingami, do not do that, we need a new Sales user who can -"
"Sending eDiscovery access link to all external contacts."
"Bingami, no fricking no! Call support!"
"Hello sars, do you need assistance with your eDiscovery case?"
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Their power suite is kinda impressive. If a company with actual talent made it, it would already be making way bigger waves. Somehow Microsoft manages to make everything ugly and unintuitive. Even the names they choose for things are r-slurred
There's definitely a push to have everything online and future IT admins will do 90% of their work in a browser. Maybe low-level IT can be cut a little, but anything more complex will definitely need someone in-house. Going to be the same back and forth like with Indian dev teams
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Best part is that all of this changes every year or even more often than that, meaning that every single guide online is worthless.
I don't know why they couldn't have just migrated all of the control panel functionality into the settings app. All of the functionality already exists, all that needs to be done is a basic user interface.
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It is the same thing that I absolutely loathe about modern smartphone UI in general, and for some reason MS has decided that PC should follow suit.
It's an absolute r-slurification and gutting of functionality just for the sake of making the control panel look cool. God forbid there be more than 10 buttons on a screen, that might make the average lobotomite have to force out a thought.
There have been multiple times when I seethed so hard I almost cried because some trivial functionality was missing cause "We didn't think you would want to do that".
Now go and install that third party chinxslop to do the thing that was a basic feature in 2013
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The fact that microsoft doesn't consider rebinding hotkeys to be a thing people would want to be able to do unironically makes me seethe so hard. I have to do some bullshit with powertoys that barely works.
I also love that when you click "uninstall app" on something from the search bar, instead of uninstalling it, it instead opens the "uninstall apps" menu where you can wait 20 seconds for it to fully load, then search for the app again, then uninstall.
Total microsoft death
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