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This person should've never been on the committee to begin with.
Their entire blog is Tunblr-tier attention seeking.
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Oh shit I have -17% psychic resistance.
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You have a -3 penalty and need to roll a 10 or take 2d4 damage
im literally screaming, Take a screenshot
my heart is telling me !goomblers
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Easy peasy lemon squeezy.
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Your roll (1-20): 7
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Your roll (1-4): 2
Your roll (1-4): 1
Do i get a save at least?
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LITERAL PSYCHIC DAMAGE CATHARSIS ENERGY VAMPIRES
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Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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She is valid
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validly uggo
not a bad looking dude tbh but just decided to be an uggo woman
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Real Biological women only code in x86
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In case you were wondering if this was a crazy person or not
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lol
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omicron was about as bad a mild flu.
probably a preexisting condition
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Even a blind man can tell the time twice a day.
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I believe the brain damage part
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This is the least crazy thing in the post lol
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Rust Go and memory safe c++ are evil because the US gov could use it to kill kurdish ppl. This is why we need an authoritarian left wing gov to ban open source so anti kurdish nazis cant use it.
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I really don't understand this like 'ethical coding' obsession a lot of like zoomer/trans coders into fedi and other shit seem to have.
Like... any measures you take to prevent something from being used by the military's also gonna repel virtually anyone else, nor will this attitude help when you actually want to... make bank?
I'm holding hope out for a secret conclave of chudcoders out of the woodpile in the next decade or so, but it's not looking promising.
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Best way to protect your code from the system is to write slurs in your share alike license
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This is genuinely all you can and should do. The problem is that anyone chudded ovt enough to do such a thing isn't necessarily going to slap that onto something actually commercially viable or useful.
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More bizarre shit: this c++ blog contains a rant about Kurds for some reason
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I was brave and kept scrolling without reading and there is a rant with Dark Souls in it too!
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Walking stereotype
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The virgin Rojava vs the chad Peshmerga
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I only skimmed about 20 pages, noticed he wasnt getting to any particular point, then used the scroll to find the nutter wrote an additional 50-100 pages. Wtf?
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The blog post is incredibly entertaining.
A display of a person who doesn't realize the reason no one in the c++ committee wanted to engage with him is that he's just unpleasant. A person that threatened to physically hurt another member over a disagreement in slack, and he doesn't realize why he almost got kicked out. A person who gets triggered that other members have different opinions on how to achieve memory safety, and they dare defend their opinions on /r/cpp. Despite this, this person is still lecturing us on how people need to be nicer in tech and blabla.
A billion schizophrenic digression, from "the new boost logo has a nazi logo in it" and "justine tunney named it 'cosmopolitan' because she hates jews", to Rojava and dark souls and a bunch o other shit.
And what's most ironic is that in the end he's right: everyone is aware the c++ committee is dysfunctional and he just aired more dirty laundry.
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I got wasted last night with a stranger who wrote the Circle C++ compiler. Is he actually a big deal in the community or just blowing smoke up my butt?
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ngl her writing style is pretty schizo and based, so I did try to take what she's writing seriously.
Unfortunately she caught brain damage among other conditions and now everything she says, while stylistically great, is r-slurred.
What is she talking about? Nearly everything on the list she herself made came to fruition? What about "Children can watch moving entertaining videos at the push of a button" is smoke and mirrors? It's literally actually true.
Brain damage.
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She's saying that they made a movie in 1969 that had us all flying in hovercars and we still don't have hovercars. That's what the creature said.
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i dont care lmao
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I hope a gaggle of evil dikdiks tie you up and R*PE YOU.
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TIL @sneedman effortposts about C++
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ctrl+f "circumcision"
No he doesn't
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why are obsessed with memory safety?
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It enforces the concept of computational marxism.
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Can't have a computer committing a thought crime
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I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than writing BSD-licensed software. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are designing, programming, debugging and distributing a piece of software for any number of years solely so it can go and get used in proprietary projects by corporations. All the hard work you put into your beautiful software - writing good documentation, making optimizations, making sure it runs well on other machines, formatting it, troubleshooting it. All of it has one simple result: its codebase is more enjoyable for proprietary projects.
Wrote the perfect software? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random corporation who had nothing to do with the way it was developed, who uses it. That corporation gets to use it in spyware and DRM, like Minix and IME. It gets the benefits of the software's innovation and optimization that came from the way you programmed it.
As a programmer who writes BSD-licensed software, you are LITERALLY dedicating however many years of your life simply to program software for proprietary corporate/government projects to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
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