Is there any way to unfrick your reddit fingerprint without jumping through a bunch of hoops?

I don't even think reddit wants real users anymore. The shill farms get the job done and generate enough of a text corpus to keep the AI API subscribers subscribed.

Like occasionally I just need a question answered but the workarounds to avoid getting fingerprinted are a pain in the butt.

This is why I no longer participate in gayops with my account that got randomly unshadowbanned for no discernible reason. As much as I'd like to antagonize redditors, the gigajannies there have too strong of mops and the website is, unfortunately, a valuable resource to be able to tap into at times.

Jannies won

rDrama lost

Women with vaginas lost

Marsey lost

Carp lost

Aevann lost

Trolls lost

Shitposters lost

Chuds lost

Straights lost

Hitler lost

I still use the default reddit app that's also logged into a permasuspended account and I'm fine.

Skill issue ig

>I went like a whole year without posting, got a new phone and computer in the interim, used brave with all the privacy settings enabled, and my new account still got banned on creation today.

Then you're doing something wrong.

bro they use ip for fingerprinting as well, and will blacklist ips for too many permabans.

i've been permabanned over a 100 times, so it's totally a skill issue.

at my last place i could unplug the router for a few mins a get a new ip, beyond that i just needed to wipe cookies. this was in the philippines too, so while it was a major filipino telco, it wasn't a major us one.

it's been a few years since my last ban, but if i couldn't get a new ip where i am now, i'd prolly try account creation at a starbucks or library or most likely work and then comment thru a vpn.

Don't act like a privacy freak, use chrome or something

No.

Now, consider what this implies for the entire field of biometrics.

It is very easy to start a new Reddit account. Find a sportsball sub and make a comment pandering to the team and their sensibilities. Try to time your comment so it's either minutes before big game, during a big game, or if you can't pull that off: during EST 9-5 working hours. This will maximize your upcummies!

Don't use any weird browser or VPN. Use Edge or Chrome or Safari, use a top 5 internet provider by market share.

You guys, I have never had this problem. I do not understand how you guys have this happen. I've been banned on a billion accounts

This is just an admission that you can't figure out how to be a redditor, the lowliest of all creatures

If you use your phone, you are kinda fricked unless you want to use their web app (I hate it tbh lol). I get through it by using different browsers as I hop around accounts. Like I have one open in Brave right now but will open another in Edge if I want to make a new one to troll.

Problem is that you have to let them age. If you go too hard too fast and get downmarseyd, you will get shadowbanned for a time. Not sure how long they last, but they do expire eventually. I don't vote either with new accounts. I just post stupid shit to random subs. My fave is the Corgi sub and then I will post on random small subs. Any big sub will block you for karma reasons or age of the account.

private browsing + windowed mode at a custom resolution + vpn at desktop

reddit has almost a complete monopoly on product knowledge and general Q&A for some hobby things

Just use deepseek neighbor.

Also don't buy wet socks, dry socks are much better! See! You don't need reddit. Even good ol' misterwigger on rdrama can advise you on the finer points of sock purchasing!

I'm pretty sure brave = ban. They are essentially guessing if you are a troll or not and by doing the things the trolls do, you get banned before you can ever troll. Use a normie browser like chrome or edge, make an account, don't do anything for at least 2-3 weeks, then start out making the most incredibly Reddit comments you can. Reddit doesn't care if you agree or not on an admin level, just that you don't break rules. You can do a little trolling to piss redditors off once you successfully get an account that isn't shadowbanned and allowed to comment. You just can't break site wide rules.

It's actually crazy how seriously Reddit takes this.

Sometimes they just shadowban new accounts at random. Keep making new ones, try different posting habits. Like don't delete comments, comment slowly and consistently for a few days before posting, don't let accounts sit empty, etc.

Reddit deletes all client info over 100 days old unless they really really really hate you

The smell of her aluminium body still soothes me. Every time I touch her, I wanna hug her. Putting three fingers on her touchpad and swiping left/right makes me feel productive and gets me through the boring and tough times of my life. The photons originating from the apple on her back light me up, like nothing else can.

We have been together for almost a year now. But, I can still feel the excitement and happyness each time I turn her on, and electricity rushes through her veins. Countless bits switching states inside her in a fraction of a minute, just to make me smile.

When I come back home after a tiring day at work, after having spent almost all of my day with a huge black coloured Windows laptop (not even sure why they still call it that, greater than 13" -- should be called a fricking desktop), it is the silver-ness of her finely carved body that makes me feel fresh, fresher than a cold shower would.

She has changed my life, in the true sense. She made me realise I don't need all the crap in my life that I 'think' would be useful someday. Her 128 gigs SSD is all that I need, free from the crap that I could store on an external HDD, anyway.

She's fast. She knows I don't like to wait. She knows I'm impatient. She understands. She cares for my health by not being a burden when I travel around with her. She's so beautiful to travel around with. She's so beautiful to have a cup of coffee with. She knows she's supposed to be a laptop. She knows she's supposed to be portable. She can go all day without needing a recharge, and I can go all day loving her for that.

People tell me she doesn't deserve the money I spent to get her. Those people don't deserve her. A Windows machine with comparable performance would cost the same or even a lot more, but people, they don't understand. Plus, I could never love a machine the way I love her.

I love my MacBook Air.

>I did everything I could to look suss and they treated me like I was suss

So confusing

Go browse some news sites, check out some porn, build up a random collection of cookies, then dive in

Do it through a VM if it bothers you so much

But if you're going to try and be some faceless man, then even if they don't know exactly who you are they'll still think you're a freak