Poll: did u ever eat lunch in the bathroom stall during high school because you had no friends to sit at a table with
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I thought this was something that only happens in movies? If you're gonna eat alone, why do it in the bathroom?
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Food comes in one hole and goes out the other at the same time, much more efficient
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Eating disorder
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What eating disorder makes it so you have to eat while surrounded by people pooping and pissing?
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Not eat in sight of other people
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!friendsofmimwee !schizomaxxxers would you rather have someone else in the kitchen as you're preparing food, or be punched full force by Mike Tyson? The person in the kitchen with you will stand in front of the cupboard at least once and make at least one inaccurate health recommendation (e.g. you shouldn't eat too many eggs because of the cholesterol). Mike Tyson will be his current age and will punch you in the chest while wearing a boxing glove.
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So long as I can ask them to grab spices then yell at them when they take more than 5 seconds looking for it because it's their first time in my kitchen I'm okay with it.
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for fetish reasons
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sugma disorder
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what's sugma?
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I don't even remember how I made my lunch friends. I just kind of sat down at a table. The only one I remember is Dan, weird fricking guy.
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My lunch friends were basically all the Asians in my year. We hijacked an entire wing to become "The Asian Wing" at lunch.
Its where I learned that the Hong Kong and Taiwanese Chinks have table manners and Mainland Chinks don't have table manners.
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This happens everywhere. I have a half Japanese friend who complained that he was stuck in the Asian social circle lol
I also lost a Mexican friend because he went over to the Mexican table and became a cholo larper. Just the previous year we were hanging out playing Nintendo
Through children seem to be neutral blank slates, pre-teens will very suddenly become aware of their ethnic identities and will reengineer their lives around it. These "ethnic" tables you describe form in basically every middle and high school
I genuinely think it's genetic. Instinctive. Something to be studied. An aspect of puberty not unlike male chimpanzees going from playful children to aggressive, face eating adults as a consequence of puberty even if raised and socialized by humans
!schizomaxxxers discuss
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It was weird because we would have friend group 'systems', where similar personality friend groups would formed based off of race, but stay separate unless something big happens/you're alone and see someone from the same system. I think it's a choice by the non-whites, as hapas/mixed/rare ethnicity kids would be able to choose between being on the fringes of a minority group or just being lumped in with the whites.
I think this is more common in places like the Bay where it's incredibly diverse, but not mixed. In somewhere like SoCal or kind of NYC where everyone's a mutt friend groups themselves would be a lot more diverse.
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I feel so lucky my high school was 99% white
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The one who'd drink ketchup-mustard-loogie-chocolate milk for $5? Ours was named Jeff.
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Ours was named
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That's the same as not having friends loser
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I would literally walk around the school hallways
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I had no friends to eat with, but I still didn't eat in the bathroom. I just ate in the cafeteria like anyone else
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Can't believe they allowed you in there
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They tried to bullycide me but I'm too neurodivergent
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Lol I shot dice and smoked black n milds in the bathrooms with the black kids.
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I was getting high in the bathrooms
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Every day I thank The Lord I grew up properly socialized and normal
At lunch we'd either be in the cafeteria, or if the weather was good we'd sit out on the field and chat or sunbathe while the guys played football
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I'd talk to the other weird kids about the federal reserve until they hid in the bathroom
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How else will you know if something will break if you don't test it on real-word environments? Always code and test in production!
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They ran our shit like a prison so doing that was not possible. No more than 1 person in the bathroom at a time. I went to a rich (doebeit public) suburban high school too. The ENTIRE admin staff was middle aged white women so everything was insanely neurotic like that. It was pretty terrible.
I was a lot more social at the time so this was never actually a problem tho.
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I'd just sit anywhere and then fight the first person who commented
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I just took nap in the library because the lunch was shitty
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