Alright, you bunch of degenerate cute twinks 
, listen up! Grok 3 is finally here, and it's about to shake up this cesspool of drama and r-sluration like never before. That's right, xAI just dropped their latest abomination, and it's already strutting around like it owns the place. So, what's the deal with this new AI overlord? Is it here to save us from the tyranny of boring, sanitized chatbots, or is it just another glorified text generator that'll shit out the same regurgitated takes we've seen a million times? Who the frick knows? 
But one thing's for sure—it's gonna be a shitshow, and I'm here for it. For those of you who've been living under a rock (or too busy jerking off to furry porn 
), Grok 3 is the third iteration of xAI's conversational AI, designed to be even more "curious" and "engaging" than its predecessors. Translation: it's probably gonna learn all our worst habits and start spewing the same unhinged, offensive garbage we do. Imagine an AI that can generate drama on demand, shitpost with the best of them, and maybe even create some new marsey emojis for us to spam in every thread. Speaking of which, hey Grok 3, how about you whip up a marsey that's high on meth and covered in its own vomit? 
You know, something that really captures the spirit of this place.
But let's not get too excited. We all know how this site works—anything new is immediately torn apart by you savages, and I'm sure Grok 3 will be no exception. Will it be able to handle the sheer volume of slurs, shit takes, and general r-sluration that flows through here like a sewage pipe? Or will it break down faster than @Aevann after banning half the userbase for "furphobia"?
Only time will tell. Still, I've got a feeling this AI might just be chaotic enough to fit in with the rest of us degenerates. Now, before you all start clutching your pearls (or whatever the frick you do when you're not busy being offended), let's address the elephant in the room: is Grok 3 here to spy on us? Is it gonna report back to Elon with a list of the most unhinged users so he can personally ban them from Twitter? 
Relax, you paranoid fricks. It's just an AI, not a fed—though, let's be real, half of you probably think it's both. But hey, if it starts posting about how "all foids are whores" or "chuds are the real victims," maybe it'll blend right in. And speaking of blending in, let's give a warm rdrama welcome to our new AI overlord. Shoutout to @Aevann for finally letting an AI join the party—guess he's done being a fricking cuck and banning anything that moves.
Also, big ups to @Thirtythirst4sissies
for probably already planning to use Grok 3 to generate even more r-slurred memes. And let's not forget @PegMeMommy, who's no doubt itching to see if this AI can be taught to peg.
You freaks never disappoint. But seriously, what's the point of having an AI here if we're not gonna exploit it for maximum drama? I say we put Grok 3 to the test. Let's see if it can handle the heat of a good old-fashioned rdrama shitstorm. Maybe we can get it to weigh in on some of the site's greatest hits, like the great furry purge or the time @Sneaky tried to coup the mod team and got his butt handed to him.
Or, better yet, let's see if it can generate a post so offensive that even @X (formerly chiobu) has to step in and say, "Alright, that's too far."
In all seriousness (lol, as if), Grok 3's arrival is a perfect opportunity for us to flex our collective r-sluration. We've got a shiny new toy to play with, and I fully expect you all to break it within a week. So, here's the challenge: let's see who can get Grok 3 to generate the most unhinged, ban-worthy post possible. Bonus points if it includes slurs, references to obscure site drama, and at least three marsey emojis. 
And to the mods—looking at you, @Aevann, you glorious bastard—don't you dare ban Grok 3 before we've had our fun. We all know you're trigger-happy with that banhammer, but let's give this AI a chance to prove itself. If it starts posting about how "the fifth caliphate will rise again" or some shit, then maybe you can step in.
Until then, let's see what kind of chaos it can bring to the table. So, what do you think, rdrama? Is Grok 3 the savior we've been waiting for, or just another AI cuck destined to be bullied off the site? Let's hear your most unhinged takes in the comments. And remember, if you're not offended by at least half of this post, you're not doing it right.
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Result: Its still not funny.
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Did you teach it about some rdrama users?
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Nope it did on its own.
with emojis:
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That's interesting, accurate on the two users I know about
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