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You finish unloading the food onto the table. A few people trickle in and start eating. You make conversation with a woman to your left.
“Hi, what's your name?”
“I'm Sara.”
“What do you do?”
“I quit my job at Google a few months ago to work on effective altruism. I'm studying sn-risks.”
“I can't remember, which ones are sn-risks?”
“Steppe nomads. Horse archers. The Eurasian hordes.”
“I didn't think they were still a problem.”
“Oh yeah. You look at history, and once every two hundred, three hundred years they get their act together, form a big confederation, and invade either China, the West, or both. It's like clockwork. 400 AD, you get the Huns. 700, the Magyars. 1000, the first Turks start moving west. 1200, Genghis Khan, killed 10% of the world population. 1400, Tamerlane, killed another 5%. 1650, the Ming-Qing transition in China, also killed 5%. We're more than 50 years overdue at this point.”
“But I would think with modern technology - ”
“Exactly! With modern technology, the next time could be so much worse! Usually the steppe nomads are limited to a small fringe around the steppe where they can still graze their horses. But with modern logistics, you can get horse food basically anywhere. There's no limit to how far the next steppe confederation could get. That's why I think this is a true existential risk, not just another 5 - 10% of the world's population like usual.”
“I was going to say that with modern technology, it just doesn't seem like steppe nomads should be such a problem any more.”
“That's what the Ming Dynasty thought in 1650. You know, they had guns, they had cannons, they figured that horse archers wouldn't be able to take them on anymore. Turned out they were wrong. The nomads got them too.”
“Are there even any steppe nomads left?”
“Definitely! Lots of people in Mongolia, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, stick to their traditional ways of life. All they need is a charismatic leader to unite them.”
“And the effective altruists gave you a grant to work on this?”
“Not Open Philanthropy or Future Fund or any of those people, but I was able to get independent funding.”
“From who?” you ask, as if you don't already know the answer.
“Same place every overly confident young person gets money! Peter Thiel!”
You let her drone on about Avars and Hephthalites for a few more minutes, then politely excuse yourself and strike up a conversation with the guy to your right.
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What is this
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Google a random sentence from it in quotes.
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Putin is a manlet imagine how short the middle neighbor is
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Mongols are a race of literal horse jockeys so it checks out
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Comanches and Mongols were the best horse archers of all time. Don't even talk to me about other horse archers.
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There's also no way Xi is 6' unless the other guys are on scowtools or something
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what a power stance
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Lol
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A well-earn Mongolia W.
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I support the Mongolian people of color in their struggle against Russian and Chinese colonialism.
Inner Mongolia is Mongolia.
Kyrgyzstan, Afghanistan, Kalmykia, and the Buryat Republic are Mongolia.
All glory to Ulaanbaatar.
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I just want to see trained Mongolian golden eagles ripping Chinese-manufactured Russian drones out of the sky.
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The Foxconn Assembler fears the G V L D E N H O R D E
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PLA infantry when the horse archer arrows black out the skies
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these should be chud award phrases
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I have a Kazakh
ethnonationalist transgirl acquaintance, I could hook you up with some good shit if we're broadening the chud
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Wtf Im straight now, give me her number
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Xitter user tho
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ma wife!
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Can we have custom chud awards
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Why? Who'd be unhappy to say them?
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No one, that's why they're perfect. We should be spreading love and light.
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WHAAAT?
mongolia love russia
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Yeah, even half of this guy's party from when he was in power left him because of his hateboner for Russia. Mongolians are extremely friendly with Russians.
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we saved throat singers
from awful awful warlordist china 
. Had to give a part away as a gift to friendly CCP man 
. History is a hard subject
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If you mean Inner Mongolia it's been mostly Han Chinese since the 1400s. Mongolia would be a majority Han state with it.
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Remove Han
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ah so it was like crimea? Honestly I care little about neighbour politik, its all about Russia
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Ruskies are preferable to what's across the southern border
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Wow we are really not gonna include the proud Finnish and Hungarian mongols either?
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Never underestimate the power of russian WeWuzing
Museum of history in Yaroslav Russia.jpg
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we wuz tzars and shit
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!christians imagine if the Mongols had converted to Orthodoxy and proclaimed that they were the successors to the Byzantines before the Turks did, the Holy Mongol Empire and its East Asian Orthodox successors would have been so dope
Note to !historychads, I am aware that plenty of Mongol tribes themselves practiced Nestorian Christianity, I am talking about the entire leadership of the Empire converting to Christianity, like how the Turks converted to Islam: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christianity_among_the_Mongols
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The Mongol Empire was so large that Genghis Khan didn't really care what religion you were.
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Dude killed enough people to bring about an age of global cooling. All of the witnesses to his funeral procession were killed. When he conquered a place, all the men and boys taller than a wagon-wheel were put to death. The women, girls, and young boy-children were enslaved.
His was not a worldview based upon any kind of first-principles other than power dynamics. There was a hierarchy, and he was gonna be the top of it.
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The reality is that if the Byzantines would have ever successfully defeated the Sassanids we would pretty much have had that. Most Turkmen would have become Christian's and Islam would have been more of a Semitic religion
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iirc Dugin's whole ideology boils down to wewuzing some imaginary Eurasian empire which Russia is the rightful inheritor of.
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It's funny because no one takes his writings seriously except the most wingcucked Russians and internet contrarians.
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Indeed lmao, even in Russia Dugin is a target of mockery and memes, ditto with Zhirinovsky.
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Russia is the motherland of elephants.
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And
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I WILL CUCK YOUR GRANDFATHER.
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wat
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I really wanted to post this meme but needed a reason to.
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Issa good meme
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Ty bestie! Also lol at that gif.
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trans lives matter
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"IF SOMEBODY PUTS THIS SONG IN THEIR SIGNATURE I WILL ABSOLUTELY GO INSANE!"... is what I would say if I hadn't disabled signatures.
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But do the Mongolians have historical documents written by princes and priests from thousands of years ago like Putin did because somehow those are relevant and important today.
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hey wuz
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Hey buddy.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secret_History_of_the_Mongols
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Yeah, the problem is, The Golden Horde fell apart hundreds of years ago and the only reason modern-day Mongolia is not currently part of China is that they are allied with Russia and Chinkies are respecting that.
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Yeah, the problem is, The Soviet Union fell apart decades ago and the only reason modern-day Ukraine is not currently part of Russia is that they are allied with EU and Russians were respecting that.
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I think you got that backward. Russia was respecting the pro-Russian Ukraine. They are very much not respecting the pro-EU Ukraine. No one should respect the EU BTW. They are all about cucking Europe.
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Still mad about that time you were cucked out of genociding bosnians and albanians, huh?
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The serbs try to do one nice thing for Europe and everyone throws a fit 🙄 😒
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No, I'm angry about the fact that they are cucking Europeans into taking in migrants. A few hundred of them are placed here and they have been terrorizing the population for years now, but our cuck president wants to suck the EU peepee, so he doesn't do anything about it. Seriously, Hungarians should be thanking god that they have Orban.
Bosnians and Albanians are terrorists and criminals and they had it coming BTW.
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Yes, the problem is Yugoslavia fell apart hundereds of days ago and the only reason modern-day Kosovo is not currently part of Serbia is that they are allied with the West and the serbies are respecting that.
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We are most certainly not respecting that.
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mongoid cope. Their "empire" was a bunch of horse frickers running around demanding bribes
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Mongols r*ped your female ancestors
and turned your male ancestors into femboi 
boywives
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I'm white
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Hungolian detected
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Hungarians are NOT white chud, pay up boer or I'll
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Never have I wanted to self face doxx so much
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"you mean to tell me that's not what constututes an empire?"
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my GF recently got mad because she found out I often think of ghengis khan during s*x
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The fricking planet earth is fricking legitimately rightful Mongol clay. We are fricking overdue for another steppe horde invasion to cleanse the fricking world
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Its sad how Mongolia has fallen
@Communist_spez stand with israel dying
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They will rise again!!
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The steppes will rise again
Trans lives matter
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Not the same thing
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HELLO
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https://www.businessinsider.com/ex-mongolia-leader-shares-empire-map-mock-putin-ukraine-claims-2024-2:
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Didn't the Soviet Union conquer Mongolia with ease and the only reason it even exists is a buffer state between Chine and Russia
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https://x.com/ShitpostRock/status/1737083356175626261#m
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Hey sexy, why are you posting so quickly? 😊 You almost forgot to include
trans lives matterin your comment 😈. Slowww down and remember to posttrans lives matternext time 😉 if that doesn't make sense stop by sometime and we can talk about it for a while 🥵Jump in the discussion.
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