Slavshit State of Play by a Griller- The Zegro Strikes Back

Hecko folx,

I've made a few of these before, but this is the first time I'm making one when not extremely hungover. Anyway, what's been going on in everyone's favourite trench warfare slugfest in the last month?

HOHOLS RUN OUT OF AMMO (FR THIS TIME)

Put simply, the uKKKrainians ran out of ammo to do anything of note apart from sitting in a trench and firing the occasional artillery round. Russia on the other hand seems to be doing fine, given a helping hand by Best Korea but otherwise focusing on domestic production. The burgers recently accused China of sending weapons to the front, but considering they've been accusing the chinx of this for over a year now with no evidence I don't really believe them anymore. All this means that the

ZIGGERS ARE ADVANCING FASTER THAN USUAL

Quick Q and A-

• has any city of actual military value been captured

No

• has any major civilian centre been captured

No

• has anything at all of actual military value been captured

Yes. From what I can tell most of the defensive trench lines the ukies have set up in on the front line in Donetsk have been captured. Note this does not mean all or even the most important fortifications, the most important fortress cities lay outside of zigga hands.

WELL OK THEN, WHY DO WE CARE?

Because in the last few days/weeks the uKKKrainians have been putting up less and less resistance for every random village taken, which you can find out more about from the incoherent Salvposts written about them. Put simply, the Putinoids are advancing quicker and quicker.

DOES THIS MEAN THE HOHOLS ARE DONE?

IMO not in the short term. The burgers and the Czechs (who've spent the last few months panhandling for ammo) have committed to start giving ammunition in the next few days, which will probably allow Zelenskyyyyyyy to halt the Ruzzian advance somewhere between Chasiv Yarrr and Sloviansk. The hohols have been warning of a new Russian advance in a few months time, but they always do that to give a sense of urgency.

!grillers enjoy my unbiased review