Dirtbag center diet maxxers unite

!goyslopenjoyers maxxing

digiorno for one

sadder words have never been spoken

Just ate an Uncle Ben's rice pouch and half a can of Pringles 🥶

Sending this to someone I know who has one of these diets.

This neighbor lookin' ZESTY, this neighbor lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this neighbor theatrical, this neighbor good with colors, this neighbor gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This neighbor lifts shirts, this neighbor on the down low, this neighbor be a tollet trader, this neighbor gardens uphill, this neighbor packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of those' if you catch my drift.