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The MH370 alien abduction video has finally been definitively debunked.

For context, an obviously fake video of a plane getting abducted into a portal by UFOs tore apart the UFO/UAP community for the past few months. It was about 50/50 'you can't prove it's not real! :marseycope:' vs. 'holy shit this is r-slurred'.

Debunk

The subreddit dedicated to the video (/r/AirlinerAbduction2014) is taking it pretty well, but there are some cope threads sprinkled in there.

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If another species figured out how pack enough stuff to eat, drink, breathe, and shit across light-year distances, it would either be a one-way ticket from their version of Elon Musk, or to totally obliterate us and rebuild. I don't see them making small journeys to r*pe cows and kidnap people, unless they're the alien Hamas.

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They eat the shit and drink the piss.

That's why all they want to do when they get here is r*pe cows. Only the neurodivergent aliens want to go through the heck of interstellar travel.

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Imagine a cosmically neurodivergent ayylmao, completely malnourished from only eating his own feces in hyperspace, deprived of normal brain function from dehydration, fully erect and running at you at full tard gallop

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Step 1. :#marseyshooting:

Step 2. :#marseygrilling:

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:apurun:

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Where's the boner

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It's telescopic :marseyslime:

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You people are r-slurred they're not aliens from another planet they're obviously demons

Or fairies I'm not sure which one just yet

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Theyre time traveling aquatic :marseyshark2: apes.

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same thing rly, it just depends whose side they're on at the time, like Gandalf vs. the Balrog are the same race with different forms

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stfu Silmarillion-reading nerd

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It was Wikipedia

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Wait shit they are? :marseygasp:

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fairies

Fairies are on Earth

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They'd fold space time

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that just adds another level to their technology. they wouldnt be here to frick around with cows or kidnappings if they can fold spacetime. in fact they probably wouldn't need spaceships, they'd just appear here, or suck us to themselves

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Dude I I could fold spacetime I'd go other worlds and play funny pranks

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Imagine the dramacoin

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They probably abduct the cattle of multiple civilizations for sustainance don't even need supplies

What humans gon do? We can't even take a clear photo of their aircraft

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Have you considered that they have an advanced sense of humor and fast flybys + anal probing is peak entertainment to them?

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it's Rick and Morty fan IQ

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Isn't that what we do to ants?

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Aliens don't come from outer space. They come from the ocean. They are either Atlanteans or Thuleans.

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That sounds too Alien

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>making small journeys to r*pe cows and kidnap people

You're missing the point. The point isn't they came here, abducted a plane and went away. The point is that, they traversed through here on their way from one unknown to another. In doing that they changed how space-time works and the plane was at an unfortunate position in an unfortunate time. It got sucked in the space time rift. Maybe it's in some other planet and they all died instantly. Maybe it's in some other time period of history. Who knows

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I don't think that's how folding spacetime works, I think it's supposed to be point-to-point, but I only have a youtube understanding of particle physics so I bet that's exactly what happened

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Maybe theyre just butt freaks

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