https://skeptoid.com/episodes/4892
It's actually from Hyneck. 
A boomer once told me he was out on the bunker line at Camp Eagle and the commies shot a tracer at him. At the moment he realized this bullet was going to hit him right in his face he realized he was about to die. Then a firefly brushed up against him. It turns out we're not that great at seeing in 3d.
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Hello Dahncer_the_reindeer, or should I say r*pedeer? 8 letters, fitting huh. If this life were perfect you'd have known nothing but milk and cookies since you left your birthers c*nt. However, it's not- that's where I come in.
You have no say anymore, no freedom, no volition- I am Santa. You now worship my Christmas tree. You can call me Nicholas. A saint? No, but I come with more conviction.
Dahncer_the_reindeer you are my r*pe sleigh-ve now. And that's your greatest achievement- all you've ever amounted to, tugging and pulling my sleigh as we break the space time continuum together you complete fricking slut. I'll find you.
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