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My girl just broke up with me, what spooky quote should I tell her to get her back? :marseyghost2:

I need something fast

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Just call her a spook

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Throw some Lovecraft at er'.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. :#marseycthulhu:

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AWAKEN

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"What is done can never :marseyitsover: be undone"

Israeli lives matter

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Tell her she is right to break up with you. You were cheating and you know you've been HIV positive for weeks.

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:marseypearlclutch:

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Camilla: You, sir, should unmask.

Stranger: Indeed?

Camilla: Indeed it's time. We have all laid aside disguise but you.

Stranger: I wear no mask

Camilla: (Terrified, aside to Cassilda.) No mask? No mask!

      The King in Yellow: Act 1--Scene 2d.
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:#marseyoperasmug:

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Call her a straggot

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>become dramatard, gf immediately leaves

:#marseymanysuchcases:

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You're not even trying to be witty or anything, you're just circlejerking. How does it feel literally karma whoring, like, actually just being a human who cares enough to type multiple comments for no purpose except to draw a nearby majority's attention to the fact that you agree with them?

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