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“When I was 17, I lost my virginity to a female extraterrestrial,” - David Huggins, a man and his alien girlfriend :marseycoomer:

https://www.vice.com/en/article/a34dme/this-guy-paints-the-sex-he-allegedly-has-with-aliens

“When I was 17, I lost my virginity to a female extraterrestrial,” the 74-year-old says in a documentary about him called Love and Saucers. “That's all I can say about it.”

The coitus in question allegedly went down in 1961, when Huggins was a teenager living on his parents' farm in rural Georgia. It wasn't the first time extraterrestrials had appeared to him; he'd been seeing strange creatures since he was eight. But on this day, as he was walking through woods near his house, an alien woman appeared and seduced him. “I thought, if anything, I'd be losing it in the backseat of a Ford—something like that. But it didn't work out that way,” he says in the film.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1704409520637797.webp

Just look at that smile. :marseycoomer2:

Once the shock wore off, Huggins says his encounters were weird, but not all that threatening. When he left Georgia in the mid 60s for art school in New York City, the beings followed. Nocturnal visits from Crescent, the ET who deflowered him, became routine. “My relationship with Crescent was warm and friendly. A little strange. What do I mean, a little. Very strange. She was my girlfriend, really,” Huggins says in the film. “A very unconventional relationship,” he adds.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17044095207955546.webp

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When I asked Huggins why he thinks the beings appear to him, he said, “I have a feeling that tens of millions of people, perhaps hundreds of millions, have had [similar] experiences. Mainly as children. That's all I can really say, but I think as children we are so open to things, that these beings can appear to us. I know I never closed up on it, because it has continued through my whole life.”

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Link to the documentry.

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I wonder why they broke up :marseysipping:

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Something something long distance relationship something.

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would you get peepeeed down by alienchad if they showed up, frocho?

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At first I used to think it was akin to bestiality but someone here convinced me that if anything they would be raping ME as they were so far ahead of humans in development.

I think I would consider it, tbh.

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Me on my Reichsflugscheibe on the way to Froyo

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17044122135297618.webp

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>white woman is the dog now

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Great

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:#marseynotes:

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You would 110% do Spock, right? :marseyspock:

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I have a weird soft spot for the neurodivergent :blush:

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@NeurodivergentOnTheStreets Now's your chance bro! :!horny:

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@FrozenChosen Have you ever had S*x with a Pharaoh? I put the kitty in a sarcophagus if you know what I mean

Graduated top of my class too, a specialist if you will

:marseywink#:

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Crescent sounds like a :marseytrain: name, so she might have :marseytransplushie3:

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lmao, I was just preparing a short write-up on people who claimed to have s*x with reptilians and came across this guy.

S*x with extraterrestrials seems to be a common theme in 'encounters' for some reason.

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reptilians

When you can't land a nordic so you settle for what you can get.

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:#marseycoomer2:

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As in these cooky UFO abduction encounters?

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Imagine having such powerful loneliness that you can manifest nonexistent creatures to have s*x with you

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zoz

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zle

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zozzle

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>Take home bar foid

>Regret

>”Yeah it was, uh, extraterrestrial”

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17044108250148487.webp

I like art that makes u think

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She's Korean

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He was r*ped in a field by a muscular Korean woman

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that body has to be a nude reference of when he remembers seeing his mom naked or something. That's such a frumpy white woman mom bod.

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Everyone: Is she real?

This guy: You don't know her, she goes to school in another galaxy.

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I laughed way more at this joke than anyone realistically should, you're welcome :marseyindignant: :marseyxd:

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so alien foids just look like regular foids??? :marseyeyeroll2: what a let down

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mfw a b-word don't look like a Lovecraftian abomination with 8 gussys :marseyno:

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but I think as children we are so open to things, that these beings can appear to us

Isn't that usually a coping mechanism for :marseygroomergrooming::#marseyconfused:

This neighbor was r*ped.

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Definitely was just fricking a man

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Probably just a vietnamese chick

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!druggies me but with the shadowpeople on meth

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They should make an actual movie of this, moids deserve our own Twilight moment

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If I was painting myself plowing an alien 50 years ago you better believe I would have made myself way more jacked than that

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all he can say is he had s*x with an alien and they MADE A WHOLE DOCUMENTARY?

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David Huggins wasn't actually r*ped by aliens, turns out he was actually r*ped by nazi transgender Heinrich Himmler who stole the inter-dimensionally traveling Nazi bell UFO. Shortly before the fall of Nazi Germany Heinrich stole the bell with a few other Nazi soldiers, at which point while traveling through dimensions and time they gave him a s*x change, so that he could become his true self. It turns out that he was actually a hermaphrodite, and could give birth to children. In order to achieve his dream of looking like a Korean prostitute he underwent major facial reconstructive surgery, and even went to a Bosley hair transplant facility after he time traveled to the future where he had none other than Michael Jackson's hair from the music video “Bad” grafted onto his skull then promptly straightened and styled by famous 1990s hairstylist Kevin Mancuso. It was at that point he chose David Huggins as his r*pe victim. The child later went on to become famous actress Christina Ricci.

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Wait who stole what bell 🔔? What does a bell have to do with the story

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The nazi bell is a conspiracy theory that nazis got alien technology and made a ufo that travels through space and time

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:#wishthatwereme:

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"yep I banged an alien chick she had fat tiddies and was all about cowgirl"

:#boomerportrait: most based to ever live

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Is he lured by an ugly cougar :marseywinemom: or something so that's how he copes?

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