I got the real scoop of what happened to David Huggins, the man who had s*x with an alien

David Huggins wasn't actually r*ped by aliens, turns out he was actually r*ped by nazi transgender Heinrich Himmler who stole the inter-dimensionally traveling Nazi bell UFO. Shortly before the fall of Nazi Germany Heinrich stole the bell with a few other Nazi soldiers, at which point while traveling through dimensions and time they gave him a s*x change, so that he could become his true self. It turns out that he was actually a hermaphrodite, and could give birth to children. In order to achieve his dream of looking like a Korean prostitute he underwent major facial reconstructive surgery, and even went to a Bosley hair transplant facility after he time traveled to the future where he had none other than Michael Jackson's hair from the music video “Bad” grafted onto his skull then promptly straightened and styled by famous 1990s hairstylist Kevin Mancuso. It was at that point he chose David Huggins as his r*pe victim. The child later went on to become famous actress Christina Ricci.