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MY KITTY IS POINTED AT THE WORLD
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Beegu? More like Nigoo
amirite !edgelords ?
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Hi wanna be frens with us?
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yes
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MEET US IN THE WOODS FOR NON SATANTIC REASONS+TO HANG OUT.
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Why didn't "Beegu" just fly away from of the dullest franchises in the history
of franchises? Seriously. Each page following the alien 
and her pals has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the colorful imagery, the series' only consistency has been its lack of excitement 
and ineffective use of dialogue, all to make magic 
unmagical, to make action 
seem inert. Perhaps the die was cast when Alexis Deacon vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series 
would 
never 
be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything 
to anybody? The writing 
is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character 
went for a walk, the author 
wrote instead that the character 
"stretched his legs." I began 
marking on the back of an envelope 
every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope 
several dozen times. I was incredulous. Deacon's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later 
I read a lavish, loving 
review 
of Beegu by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading 
Beegu at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Beegu" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
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It's genuinely sad that these days i see rants like this and just automatically assume it's ChatGPT.
I used to enjoy making weird
nonsensical rambling posts on reddit 
but now chat gpt has killed 
the fun, at least back in the day when you saw some random 
weird 
shit, it was some guy writing 
it, now its like well im just going 
to assume it's a bot writing 
this because why would 
a guy waste 
his time writing 
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Schizoposters are the true casualty of AI, not twitter "artists"
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for those who don't know, this is Harold Bloom, whose 2000 review
of Harry 
Potter 
became the napkin copypasta 
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Harold Bloom is a god.
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how so
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He makes people i dont like angry. Simple
as. (A good literary critic is hard to find).
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you're fricking bananas if you think I'm reading all that, take my downmarsey and shut up idiot
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It's Beegover
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cute
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Holy frick memory
unlocked i LOVED this book as a kid what the heck thank you
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She needs to go back.
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