It's a slow day for real news, so let's see what the tards and schizos are cooking up.
Russia
The video of accused terrorists released by the Russians must actually be from the CIA. His proof is that no real videos from Russia are allowed on Reddit. 
"But not all Arabs look the same." This guy thinks Tajiks and Chechens are Arabs.
Classic ignorant conspiracy tard conversation.
Are you saying this dude is a CIA agent?
He's insinuating that basically yes lol. Or he's just a pawn in the CIA's scheme.
FBI agents are called that because federal law enforcement officers are "special agents" of the US government. The CIA isn't law enforcement so its officers are not "agents". When the CIA calls someone an "agent" they're referring to a foreigner who does work for them. So actually this guy could only be a "CIA agent" if he was a "pawn" of the CIA.
Obama visited London. In the following days two newsworthy events happened on Earth. This can't be a coincidence. 
Technology
A pretty standard post about how secret advanced technology is being hidden from the public
Edward Snowden never existed. He was just an AI deepfake. No explanation of why the Illuminati would want us to be suspicious of the glowies.
Schizo apparently thinks mods will delete his comment if it mentions ISIS?
Tard thinks nobody had any inkling of the existence of the F-117 until Desert Storm. Apparently he never played any video games from the 1980s.
Tard thinks Concorde was "banned". I guess the reptilians don't want super rich people getting to Paris quickly?
Schizo thinks Mark Zuckerberg and Data from Star Trek are the same person or something. 
Miscellaneous
Kate Middleton is faking cancer to make us believe young people can get it. Really you can only get cancer from the vaxx. 
A C-SPAN video from 1990 has a guy saying ISIS to refer to the "Israeli Secret Intelligence Service". So ISIS must be Mossad.
Kroger purposely makes their digital coupons hard to use. Okay, I actually believe this one. /u/pizzashill is in on it.
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How come ISIS never attacked Israel and vice versa tho?
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https://www.cnn.com/2022/03/28/middleeast/israel-isis-attack-intl/index.html
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ISIS = Mossad is a conspiracy i can believe
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Really does make you think.
It's probably just that all of the branches of ISIS have enemies closer to home with much weaker security. I doubt there's any active collusion, but the Israelis seem to be fine with ISIS as long as it's fighting against the Shi'a and not them.
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Isn't that was ISIL (Islamic State in Israel & Levant) is for
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