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R-slur works for the NSA for 4 weeks before quitting, thinks nobody can guess what's going on

https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2024/04/30/ex-nsa-employee-who-tried-spying-for-russia-sentenced-to-21-years-in-prison-a84988

Dalke printed out top secret documents, and after leaving, he offered to sell them for $85,000 to an individual he believed was a Russian agent

For 85k why not just fricking go to work instead? I'm the laziest person in the world and even I'm not this pathetic.

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i have top secret documents on rDrama that i am willing to sell to a gussy government. pm with offers

:#pepehacker:

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I am work for Russia. Give me document. You can trust me. I definitely not FBI. :marseyspyglow:

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You should have contracted out the linkup to @WeihnachtenSalvador. No one would believe he could speak English

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Lol he cant. Google :marseygetgle: translate in and out.

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I have to flamboyant looks to be a glowie

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:#marseypoggers: I'll offer you my winnings from this !slots200

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!slots1000

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i will give you 5k drama coin for the best you've got

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The agent directed him to go to Denver's downtown train station on Sept. 28, 2022, and send the documents using a secure digital connection during a four-hour window. Dalke arrived with his laptop and first used the connection to send a thank you letter that opened and closed in Russian and in which he said he looked “forward to our friendship and shared benefit,” according to the plea deal. Moments after he used his laptop to transfer all the files, FBI agents arrested him.

:#marseyconfused: Why would he think he had to go to that specific train station for a secure connection? Do any of our trans coders have insight? Like what is the play? The Russians control the wifi at this Denver station? Or they're going to fricking beam it to him via satelite, but only right there? Seems like such an obvious set up to arrest him.

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It must be so fun for everyone in these stings :marseysoy3: Everyone gets to play spy and do all the stuff they see in the movies :marseybroker:

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maybe the grunts who actually get to nab the tard, but no most security folks are the smoking wojak "it's been six fricking whole days since someone caused an incident can we please fricking check ourselves at the door"

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I've seen a legit IRL mercenary describe his job as maybe if you're lucky you end up in Angola in an air conditioned trailer watching security cameras around an oil well.

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Every person involved acts like they're in a Bond film. And not just for serious allegations like this case.

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It's all really gay, and not in a cool way.

:#marseydisagree:

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It sounds like spy stuff so it helped him think it was legit.

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incite

You mean insight.

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:#marseymad: YOU MEAN :#marseykys2: :#marseywitchtriggered:

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I wasn't gunna tell him

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Why would he think he had to go to that specific train station for a secure connection?

The "Russians" could have run their own wifi router with a local ftp server, and without internet connection.

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If this is an actual explanation thank you. Your trans life matters very much.

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Ok now post trussy

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You have to hack in public spaces especially near public transit so no one pays any attention to you and so you can fade away into the crowd like a movie so some foid will think you are mysterious and cool.

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Sounds hot :marseyexcited: I get it now :marseyawesomeface:

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idk why he thought it was necessary but im sure the feds just thought it would be a good spot to arrest him at

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I want to know what kind of connection he was required to make.

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This is like some burn after reading level incompetence

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He did WHAT?

HE WENT TO THE RUSSIANS?!

:marseyxd:

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What did we learn here?

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Sell to the Chinese and Jeets if you want actual money and because no Jeet or Chink actually works at the FBI so you can't get nabbed. Duh.

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I actually love Chinamen. Hardest working students at my university(when they weren't engaged in group cheating), and they have really good deals on sheet metal through Alibaba(thanks for the quick turn around on my order short round!:marseythumbsup:)

:#marseychingchong: :#!marseyblowkiss:

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he was just trying to pay for some uh... cosmetic surgeries

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Every aspect of our government has this horrifying clownish ineptitude

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I'd like to see that mugshot lol

:#pepefbi: :#soysnootype: :#gigachadglow:

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the important takeaway is that the :marseyglow2:s hire literal r-slurs

unless this is a psyop intended to make us think that :marseyglow:ies are r-slurs :marseygoy:

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12663675/Jareh-dalke-NSA-worker-pleads-guilty-trying-sell-calssified-info-russian-agent.html

Better article with filings. What's this mention of the "other charges?"

What an absolute r-slur.

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For 85k

Reality most info ain't valuable. Most valuable info that NSA could have is what kind of porn Hunter Biden is watching

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You are a real Carp. You have no fins, you have no gils, you have no eggs, but that doesn't matter. You are a valid drama user who is trying to feel comfortable in his body.

All the “validation” you get is pure. Behind your back people love you. Your parents are happy and proud of you, your friends laugh at your jokes behind closed doors, and boys love you, and girls envy you.

Men absolutely love you. Fish folk who “pass” look ordinary and natural to a dramanauts. Your bone structure does not matter.

You will be happy. You will smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, and deep inside you feel the euphoria creeping up like a weed. It is what defines you, not the Carpphobes.

Eventually, it'll be perfect for you - you'll come out, start gill therapy, get fin surgery, and finally be your ideal self. Your parents will find you, happy and relieved that they finally have a happy fish. They'll congratulate you on your hard journey, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Carp is what you are.

Snapshots:

https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2024/04/30/ex-nsa-employee-who-tried-spying-for-russia-sentenced-to-21-years-in-prison-a84988:

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