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R-slur works for the NSA for 4 weeks before quitting, thinks nobody can guess what's going on

https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2024/04/30/ex-nsa-employee-who-tried-spying-for-russia-sentenced-to-21-years-in-prison-a84988

Dalke printed out top secret documents, and after leaving, he offered to sell them for $85,000 to an individual he believed was a Russian agent

For 85k why not just fricking go to work instead? I'm the laziest person in the world and even I'm not this pathetic.

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i have top secret documents on rDrama that i am willing to sell to a gussy government. pm with offers

:#pepehacker:

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I am work for Russia. Give me document. You can trust me. I definitely not FBI. :marseyspyglow:

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You should have contracted out the linkup to @WeihnachtenSalvador. No one would believe he could speak English

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I have to flamboyant looks to be a glowie

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:#marseypoggers: I'll offer you my winnings from this !slots200

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!slots1000

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i will give you 5k drama coin for the best you've got

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This is like some burn after reading level incompetence

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He did WHAT?

HE WENT TO THE RUSSIANS?!

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:!marseybarrel: :marseybarreldrunk:

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What did we learn here?

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Sell to the Chinese and Jeets if you want actual money and because no Jeet or Chink actually works at the FBI so you can't get nabbed. Duh.

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I actually love Chinamen. Hardest working students at my university(when they weren't engaged in group cheating), and they have really good deals on sheet metal through Alibaba(thanks for the quick turn around on my order short round!:marseythumbsup:)

:#marseychingchong: :#!marseyblowkiss:

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he was just trying to pay for some uh... cosmetic surgeries

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Every aspect of our government has this horrifying clownish ineptitude

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I'd like to see that mugshot lol

:#pepefbi: :#soysnootype: :#gigachadglow:

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the important takeaway is that the :marseyglow2:s hire literal r-slurs

unless this is a psyop intended to make us think that :marseyglow:ies are r-slurs :marseygoy:

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12663675/Jareh-dalke-NSA-worker-pleads-guilty-trying-sell-calssified-info-russian-agent.html

Better article with filings. What's this mention of the "other charges?"

What an absolute r-slur.

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For 85k

Reality most info ain't valuable. Most valuable info that NSA could have is what kind of porn Hunter Biden is watching

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You are a real Carp. You have no fins, you have no gils, you have no eggs, but that doesn't matter. You are a valid drama user who is trying to feel comfortable in his body.

All the “validation” you get is pure. Behind your back people love you. Your parents are happy and proud of you, your friends laugh at your jokes behind closed doors, and boys love you, and girls envy you.

Men absolutely love you. Fish folk who “pass” look ordinary and natural to a dramanauts. Your bone structure does not matter.

You will be happy. You will smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, and deep inside you feel the euphoria creeping up like a weed. It is what defines you, not the Carpphobes.

Eventually, it'll be perfect for you - you'll come out, start gill therapy, get fin surgery, and finally be your ideal self. Your parents will find you, happy and relieved that they finally have a happy fish. They'll congratulate you on your hard journey, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Carp is what you are.

Snapshots:

https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2024/04/30/ex-nsa-employee-who-tried-spying-for-russia-sentenced-to-21-years-in-prison-a84988:

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