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>why is the world's ufo capital in scotland?

Everything I know about Scotland I learned from Trainspotting and Braveheart, so I'm something of an expert.

Everyone in Scotland is either drunk or on drugs, and they have lots of clouds (see picture above). Clouds often take strange forms that the drug-addled, simple-minded Scottish can easily mistake for flying saucers or other ufos.

Glad to have cleared that up for you. Join me tomorrow when I explain Ireland.

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Yeah put it is also the tried and true ultimate area for a UFO base.

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Aren't you forgetting the moon?

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That is under :marseyhole: the assumption ufos come from the moon, when in reality they come from undersea or farther away than our planets and satellites

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Wrong.

Every cat I've ever talked to has told me the same thing: that ufos come from the dark side of the moon.

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There :marseycheerup: is definitely a UFO base there. More telling is how the MEDIA :marseyjourno: makes excuses for why we haven't been back.

Hint: it's the UFOs

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