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GOCK4LYF_HIGHtil_iDie Dass/rite 2d ago (text post) 562 thread views #286720

The Cloudstrike thing was done to stop the government pedos or something.

Its happening yall:

Ok but how does effect me and my obvious autism?:

Remember whay Q said tho:

!schizomaxxxers

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TheRealPiotr they/them 2d ago #6745349

I'm surprised that I haven't seen anyone mention that Crowdstrike was one of the things that Trump tried to pressure Zelenskyy to go after in his perfect phone call. He probably knew that they would introduce a crippling bug in an update in 4 years and wanted Volodomir to catch it. He tried to warn us, bros.

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Elon_SUSk COOL/NlGGA 2d ago #6743936

This is some Metal Gear Solid shit, no way any of this is remotely real.

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Spingebill im/him Elon_SUSk 2d ago #6746300

Obama's tribal garb and African AK-47 is currently being stored in a vault at Mar-a-Lago

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Detroitvelvetsmooth alpha/male Pibble got loose somehow Elon_SUSk 2d ago #6744467

Trump puzzles journ*lists questioning how he gained 100lbs of pure muscle despite being an obese man in his 70s- his cryptic answer of "nanomachines, son!" Has experts stumped

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gigachad_brony they/them that's how you get the hobo stole my baby story Elon_SUSk 2d ago #6744168

The fact that this is some Metal Gear Solid shit is exactly why this is real.

Kojima is a true visionary who can see the threads of humanity all the normies miss.

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HarryTrumanDorisDay allo/allo :marseyfug:

you should listen to debussy Elon_SUSk 2d ago #6744109

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Snoid they/them Elon_SUSk 2d ago #6744045

You don't say

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Aba here/there 2d ago #6743858

>post barely knows what azure is

>thinks they need crowdstrike to find origin ips instead of asking Microsoft

>tracking exfiltrated data that's already exfiltrated

>on /pol/

If anybody believes that post they need to be euthanized

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Spingebill im/him Aba 2d ago #6746310

Red Deer. All of the vaxxies are gonna become zombies by September and there will be mass civil unrest

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anime_denier yin/yang The lowest of LVP Aba 2d ago #6744046

It says "exfiltrated data", and falcon would be able to check if a specific file (sha1 file fingerprint) is present on any other computer with falcon installed. That's not a bad strategy, if WH is desperate, and if they ask other AV companies to do the same.

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Detroitvelvetsmooth alpha/male Pibble got loose somehow anime_denier 2d ago #6744481

But presumably hackers wouldn't run SaaS AV on their machines because of the risk of telemetry being reported back to the publisher. Also, wouldn't it make more sense the Microsoft themselves could track files given the amount of DLP features embedded in Windows, and the amount of telemetry that is sent back from Windows 10 and above? And wouldn't it make more sense that if you wanted to track data flows that you'd reach out to an internet backbone provider?