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Lue Elizondo's memoirs are out and it turns out he's a r/witchsvspatriarchy user :marseywitch3:

https://www.jasoncolavito.com/blog/lue-elizondo-claims-psychic-powers-in-excerpt-from-new-memoir

In the excerpts, Elizondo claims to have supernatural powers and to have appeared as an angel while engaging in psychic attacks on America's enemies.

:#marseywitch3: :#marseylaugh:

After a while, remote viewing became second nature to me. I was able to put myself in the zone without any sort of protocol or ritual.

Whoa! I still need to light some candles and hum my mantra. I'm just a babywitch compared to him.

I routinely assessed counterintelligence reports. Let's say an informant said a particular location was important. Was it? I'd shift into remote-viewing mode and try to put myself in that location.

Why worry about the NSA spying on you when this genius can do it from the other side of the planet?

As a test, we all gathered together in a secure facility at the Pentagon with our brown-bag lunches and attempted an act of group remote viewing. We directed our conjoined thoughts toward a specific terrorist in his cell... Months later, we learned that the terrorist had told his lawyers that the CIA had sent five angels to disrupt his sleep.

:marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh:

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