The AP considers this news: Some astrology bullshit is happening!!!

I guess I have to explain this first because you won't see it anywhere else: "Supermoon" is not a real concept in astronomy. It's not even a real concept in astrology. Somebody made it up in the 1980s iirc in an astrology book. Schizo moids who are into occult stuff are trying to get to the original truth that Hermes Trismegistus gave to his followers in 1 billion BC. The jealously guarded secrets that have been passed down through so many generations.

The "Supermoon" bullshit comes from some astrology book from like the 1980s. We got men out here trying to unravel the meaning of our existence and foids are like "What color of nail polish do the planets say I should use today to find a rich man with a nice car?"

Anyway, on to the article which was actually put out by AP, about an event that only exists in the context of astrology:

More a popular term than a scientific one

That's the only hint they give you that this is just astrology mumbo-jumbo.

Cape Canaveral byline

So she was sent down there to cover actual rockets and stuff. Some SpaceX launch got delayed recently? So maybe the AP ordered her to write about New Age foid shit...

No let's be honest with ourselves, it's some very "spiritual" mayofoid in her 20s. All the expensive actual real journ*lists got fired and replaced with them. Who cares? It works for all the companies that fired everyone and replaced them with H1B indentured servants. It works for Boeing when they tell their labor force that's gained skills over generations to eat shit and make the new plane in South Carolina. Just sort by cheapest and pick the first option you get.

The only person who I know who toys with the concept of astrology, I forgive her because she's from a culture where it makes more sense. And she was really smart apart from that. But she's doing major engineering projects now. A little bit of a my first wife was tarded situation.

!ifrickinglovescience