[Long] In-depth look into the life of a crazy woman evacuating from hurricane Milton's path while posting about fringe conspiracy theories and invoking Jesus

I don't know when hurricane Milton first appeared in the news so I picked october first as the starting point of our journey

Everywhere we turn there’s something 🧐 https://t.co/b78VD8f3Iy

— WarriorWitness (@WarriorWitness) October 1, 2024

First post, the jews are flooding uppity Florida residents to get to those sweet sweet mineral riches

So exciting to be alive during the beginning of End Times. The death & destruction will be heinous but then, complete Restoration on all realms. Are you ready? I AM

— WarriorWitness (@WarriorWitness) October 1, 2024

The second coming of Jesus is nigh

Is Jerusalem safe?

— WarriorWitness (@WarriorWitness) October 1, 2024

Did the Apocalypse start already?

Jerusalem Oh Jerusalem
Luke 21:20-21
"But when you see Jerusalem surrounded by armies, then know that its desolation is near. Then let those who are in Judea flee to the mountains, let those who are in the midst of her depart, and let not those who are in the country enter her.”

— WarriorWitness (@WarriorWitness) October 1, 2024

I forgot Israel fighting all it's neighbours is a sign of Jesus's return in the Bible

Last days: Lovers of self, lovers of money. 2Timothy 3:1-5 pic.twitter.com/WqRVPj1Kpy

— WarriorWitness (@WarriorWitness) October 1, 2024

Further proof Jeebus is approaching - humans are buttholes

Which Harris fake accent will manifest? She’s crazy or possessed https://t.co/qF0kpstMFv

— WarriorWitness (@WarriorWitness) October 1, 2024

Kamala is possessed

Knock knock. Who’s there?
Canya. Canya who? Canya stay awake through duh deb ate
Lovely Ladies must needs beauty sleep plus early bird gets da worm. Vance is The Man! 🇺🇸

— WarriorWitness (@WarriorWitness) October 2, 2024

She likes Vance and posting barely readable tweets

Precious 7 yo calls out to Jesus while drowning. Oh God, give to me this Strength & The Gift of Faith to be like Micah. I’m done. Enjoy Life while it’s Still Today. Holy kiss to you 😘 https://t.co/I9B1zAeFbs

— WarriorWitness (@WarriorWitness) October 2, 2024

Christcucks

STAY AWAKE. Stand firm. Then Stand. Luke 21:36 “But stay awake at all times, praying that you may have strength to escape all these things that are going to take place, and to stand before the Son of Man.” Worse first, then Calm pic.twitter.com/c8wsc0uSlM

— WarriorWitness (@WarriorWitness) October 4, 2024

She's quite the looker

As Hurricane Helen’s body count rises, we must need to GUARD our heart & be transformed by the renewing of our mind. The heart is our well-sprung, the mind is the Battleground. Don’t give Ground To the ENEMY. x2

— WarriorWitness (@WarriorWitness) October 4, 2024

Everything just to not ask yourself why isn't Jesus saving you

“Kamala Harris” gives tips on how her party will again steal the election https://t.co/muPMZ95aED

— WarriorWitness (@WarriorWitness) October 4, 2024

Blueprint about Kamala's evil election stealing plans

I first learned of the NWO in the early ‘80s in the jungles of Panama of all places! So many of us young Americans Eating The Word, Thirsting for Holy Spirit, learning how to Resist & Rebuke & Be The Remnant . Training Ground = Bible pic.twitter.com/79XZBMKLW9

— WarriorWitness (@WarriorWitness) October 5, 2024

New World Order christcuck word salad

Pic of my car just before fleeing the ‘70s blizzards of OH IO to move to Panama Canal Zone until well into the ‘90s. Did that really happen?! Things I witnessed there! My totally blind friend Patti driving from Gambia to Balboa, for starters, the turnover, the invasion oh my! pic.twitter.com/ijR66FN0QU

— WarriorWitness (@WarriorWitness) October 5, 2024

She mentions this invasion again later, dunno if it's an actual conspiracy thing or not, sounds like it's the waves of people like her running to Florida from some other disaster, but I don't care enough to google it

Good Morning! What’s so good about it? We’re Alive & Trump headed to Butler, like a Steely Dan song lyric “go back Jack & Do It Again” Seriously though, All Intercessors must needs targeted protective prayer covering our Dear President Trump, a wall of warring angels for Trump

— WarriorWitness (@WarriorWitness) October 5, 2024

Pray that Trump will receive an angelic wall of protection

Huh? WITW does Doug Emhoff have 2do w/Albemarle? (texts I rec from an excitable Daughter while my mind is Eastward Facing away frm hurricane). I’m not skerred a term I learned from Texas Cyndi, rip, during ft hood days good ole copperas cove 🤣🇺🇸🔥Killeen girls were yeehaw Fun🇺🇸

— WarriorWitness (@WarriorWitness) October 6, 2024

Waiting on a hurricane hit is like Waiting On The Lord. I know it’s coming. I know He’s Coming. Stay Prepared. I ask God every night to pour into me dreams of what is Heaven & a glimpse Eternity With Him. I have a List to share ♥️ sweet Dreams & Peace of heart & mind

— WarriorWitness (@WarriorWitness) October 7, 2024

Dreaming of Jesus

The chaos & confusion of the sandbag sitz tried to catch my heart unguarded by anger. Memories of ppl running here, dashing & weeping during The Invasion blinded me for a min. Pulled off the road to beg God “just come now!” Recouped, PRESS ON in Jesus Name

— WarriorWitness (@WarriorWitness) October 7, 2024

The invasion again

Milton is a demon of a hurricane! Keep targeted prayer on it/against it; the authentic weather manipulation. Our God is The God of the impossible

— WarriorWitness (@WarriorWitness) October 7, 2024

Keep praying against Milton it will definitely help

Tampa’s Mayor just said “get out now. If you stay, you will die!” They usually say there’s a high probability of fatalities. This is warfare get to praying against Milton. Prayer Warriors against demon Hurricane Milton

— WarriorWitness (@WarriorWitness) October 8, 2024

They say "get out or you'll die" only if there's a chance that you'll die

Hurricane Helene & Hurricane Milton kills 3 evils with 1 swipe? Text a friend sent while I’m driving north - getting outta Florida pic.twitter.com/JkfvwhcP8V

— WarriorWitness (@WarriorWitness) October 9, 2024

Oh wait, it's not jews stealing lithium from hard working people, it's Q killing the Swamp