any good fantasy names this year

Sucking on my TDs

I usually like names based on who I draft. So if I were to draft Adrian Peterson maybe I'd name my team the Scrote Whippers (because he whipped his son's testicles with a switch, if you'll recall).

I'm still trying to come up with decent team names for players I'm targeting but haven't used before.

Every day from the second I wake up to when my butt hits the bed at night, I hold my farts in. Not to be polite, or adhere to social standards, but instead so I have a full magazine of butt juice loaded to release at moments notice. If it were me sitting there, I would have released the most blood curling, chair cracking, butt ripping, underwear staining, wet, church house creeper while staring her straight in the eyes. Then, while I see the horror on her face and never break eye contact, I would take a deep inhale through my nose to taste the satisfaction of victory as both of her lungs collapse.