Tardinals are so fricking back this year Shams are beyond cooked.

An ESPN discussion about Tua’s concussion and whether he should retire went off the rails when Elle Duncan started talking about her c-section scars and how much black women were victimized in America today. Legit insanity: pic.twitter.com/JZQc7cTkwt

— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) September 13, 2024

So the first month of the Fantasy Premier League rdrama league is over well, a few days ago but who's counting and so it's time to look at the results:

Haaland seemed to make the difference this month, no-Haalandcels getting increasingly pwned by Haalandchads as matches progressed.

gj @SubsequentlySneeds for first place and gj all the top half players who won prizes. Bottom half dw we will reset now and now begins your revenge arc

Anyone still wanna join up? afaik you still can, check this thread here: https://rdrama.net/h/sports/post/290541/join-the-fantasy-premier-league-rdrama

Also anyone listed as their FPL name rather than rdrama name let me know who you are so you can receive dramacoin.

Otherwise, !football, !goomblers, !pinknames, please praise and/or mock the listed dramatards as you feel is appropriate

gl everyone for the next month's matches

Well Miami Dolphins you're the next contestant in the Ewers/Beck/Ward/Sanders sweepstakes!

Shit I will take anyone over 6'3 at this point.

"Deshaun strongly denies the allegations in the Jane Doe lawsuit filed Monday," attorney Rusty Hardin, who is representing Watson, wrote Wednesday in a statement. "We have asked him not to comment further while this matter works its way through the courts, but are comfortable he will ultimately be vindicated. We will be ready to defend this case in court at the appropriate time, but don't intend to conduct our defense in the media. We would ask that people be patient while the legal process runs its course."

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The lawsuit states that Watson met the woman, a single mother, at a Houston restaurant and bar, managed to get her phone number and initially attempted to have her meet him at the Houston Galleria for a date. Reluctant to meet Watson in public, the woman instead agreed to a dinner date at her apartment, according to the lawsuit.

On the evening of the date, according to the lawsuit, she said Watson had trouble finding her apartment and began aggressively yelling and screaming at her on the phone, saying he didn't "have time for this."

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Should be a load off the backs of the backs of Browns fans knowing that this definitely didn't happen

FPBP

some marching band dork calling other people annoying

>personal responsibility bad

>dudebro

>YOU'RE ADDICTED

yeah, addicted to winning

smug buckeye fan thought he had a top murdered by words comment there

this song upsets redditors: https://old.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/1fct1gj/sanders_reportedly_asks_cu_band_not_to_play_the/

The lawsuit explains that the date was set for October 10, 2020. Watson, per the lawsuit, was initially unable to find her apartment. He called her and allegedly began "aggressively yelling and screaming and stating that he could not find her apartment and that he 'doesn't have time for this.'"

The lawsuit then contains the following allegations:

"When Watson finally arrived at Doe's apartment, Doe had not finished putting on makeup, so she invited Watson in to have a seat in her living room while she finished getting ready. As she was putting on makeup in her bathroom, Doe left the bathroom door open and attempted a conversation with Watson, trying to ease the tension from his angry outburst. Jane Doe quickly began to believe she was talking to herself because Watson wasn't responding.

"Jane Doe came out of her bathroom to investigate Watson's silence and shockingly found him completely naked on her bed, lying face-down on his stomach. While Jane Doe stood there in shock, Watson turned his head and aggressively insisted that she massage him, gesturing to his buttocks. Jane Doe asked if Watson meant he wanted her to massage his back, but Watson indicated that it was his buttocks he wanted massaged.

"Jane Doe was at this point in the encounter terrified. She was in her small apartment with a much larger man, and she was still reeling from Watson's outburst and aggression on the phone. Doe thus tried to appease Watson by rubbing his back, rather than his buttocks. Watson began insisting, again, that she focus on his glutes. Seemingly frustrated that Doe would only rub his back, Watson then turned over, revealing an erection. Watson continued to demand that Jane Doe massage him, gesturing from his knees to his groin. Jane Doe froze in fear, unsure of how to refuse Watson's advances without jeopardizing her safety. Confused and scared, she reiterated to Watson that she wasn't a masseuse. Watson asked her what she wanted to do instead.

"Before Jane Doe could answer, Watson grabbed Jane Doe's leg and positioned her so that she was lying down. Watson then partially disrobed Jane Doe and penetrated her vagina without consent, implicit or explicit. Jane Doe felt paralyzed, unsure if she should risk her safety by trying to stop Watson or endure his assault. Watson roughly sexually assaulted Jane Doe for several minutes in a 'missionary position' before grabbing her and flipping her over. Watson continued to assault Doe aggressively from behind. Jane Doe finally gathered the courage and strength to escape Watson. Jane Doe quickly ran to her dresser to grab a heavy piece of décor for self-defense, and yelled at Watson [to] get out of her apartment. Enraged, Watson stormed out of Jane Doe's apartment."

The statute of limitations for most personal injury cases is two years. In Texas, a five-year window applies because the case expressly alleges sexual assault,

!mensfootball

They used to have crazy dangerous high dive competitions in the 80s where dudes in nothing but a speedo would compete to see who could jump from the highest platform. They had three rules:

1. You had to do at least 180 degrees of rotation

2. No protective equipment of any kind allowed

3. You had to leave the pool after the dive without assistance

One year they jumped from 170 feet and every single competitor suffered an injury so the next year they raised it 2 feet higher. Five divers completed it successfully and those records have never been broken. The people that have attempted to break it have failed by not being able to leave the pool without assistance (one guy broke his back lol). The record may never be broken because very few people are r-slurred enough to attempt a dive from 172+ feet in nothing but a speedo.

Can someone explain to me why we have been pretending that this guy can play for two years. No accuracy, it's blatant that the coaching staff doesn't trust him at all. What's the fricking point.

All the disgusting mayo memes make me hate him even more

Why do I even get my hopes up anymore, the last time this team won a playoff game I was in middle school.

KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- Chiefs superfan Xaviar Babudar was sentenced to 17½ years in prison without parole and three years of supervised release Thursday for committing a string of armed bank robberies across the United States.

Babudar, widely known as ChiefsAholic, entered a plea deal in February in which he admitted to stealing more than $800,000 in 11 robberies across seven states and laundering the proceeds through casinos. He pleaded guilty to one count of bank robbery, one count of money laundering and one count of transporting stolen property across state lines.

Dressed head to toe in a gray wolf suit, Babudar, 30, became a staple at Chiefs games for years and was adored by fans at Arrowhead Stadium and on social media, where he crafted a persona of a hardworking, generous bachelor.

Babudar's attorney, Matthew Merryman, said Babudar's robberies were driven by gambling addiction. Patrick Daly, senior litigation counsel at the U.S. Attorney's Office, disagreed.

"It's not an addiction to gambling. It's not an addiction to the Chiefs," he said. "It's an addiction to fame."

Least degenerate gambler

Prosecutors cited a statement from one robbery victim, who wrote, "[M]y team didn't deserve to be held at gunpoint twice so a man in a wolf suit could travel the country watching football and placing extravagant bets."

According to the court documents, Babudar told a Nashville credit union employee that he would "blow your brains out" and that if they gave him a dye pack he would "come back and put a bullet in your head."