Chink of the Day #CTESPN

A Legend… got an NIL deal for this kid

Tag his X for me pic.twitter.com/hzEPrCjEVS

— AB (@AB84) January 2, 2025

!besties

NFL All-likeable team:
-Sam Darnold
-Christian McCaffrey
-Ladd McConkey
-Cooper Kupp
-Creed Humphrey
-George Kittle
-Nick Bosa
-Harrison Phillips
-TJ Watt
-Cooper DeJean
-Harrison Smith

— TickleMeTurner (@twinbervikes) January 1, 2025

!BIPOCs BLACKMISIA

Lmao suck it texancels

There is an extra bet for regular season MVP below

2 Saturday games (4:30pm & 8:00), 8 early sunday games, 3 afternoon sunday games, 1 SNF game

The playoff picture

Buccaneers (vs Saints) and Broncos (vs Chiefs) both control their fates

For those keeping track, here's a excel spreadsheet I've been using to track gambling wins/losses. Column A has the winner of their matchup (listed in the same order I list them for this thread, B is the gross Payout , C needs to be filled with a 1 if you won that bet, and a 0 if you lost. So it will be easy to track your weekly and seasonal gains/losses. Prior threads: week 1, week 2, week 3, week 4, week 5, week 6, week 7, week 8, week 9, week 10, week 11, week 12, week 13, week 14, week 15, week 16, week 17

pings: !mensfootball !goomblers !bets @BILLYBIGBOLLOCKS @Freak-Off @Drippo as always if you want to get @'ed and don't want to join those ping groups, just ask. We love our gamblers. @SpudsMackenzie Gamble here if you need more opportunities.

Saturday @ 4:30

Enter BetBrowns - 4 bets (cost of entry: 200 coins or marseybux)

Enter BetRavens - 12 bets (cost of entry: 200 coins or marseybux)

Quit cursing on TV, quit crashing out on social media.

You are supposed to be the next face of the league, act like it.

People comparing him to his father, stupid as shit, Jordan was the best PR NBA player we have ever seen. That is why he became so big in the 90s, not just because he is the GOAT, but because he knew what to say in interviews and how to conduct himself in front of the camera.

ANT, stop with the coon shit. Start listening to recordings of your father, and act like a professional. Also, quit being a b-word, quit acting in movies, start focusing on basketball. You haven't won shit. Just because you had a few good seasons doezn't mean you can start taking it easy. Michael never took it easy. And he wasn't starring in movies in the off season, only movie he was in was during his retirement. And he played the main character, not some side character in an Adam Sandler flick. Fricking goofy.

LMAO the fricking Giants of all teams, a team that is trying to fricking lose: Scored 45 points on the Colts - a team desperate to win.

Meanwhile The Dolphins lost their $250 milliion QB to his fricking old man hips.

And all these shit sippers need is a win against a lowly Jets team and help from Carson Wentz.

Frick me, god forbid we get a higher draft pick, nope lets win out on the most bullshit, improbable scenario.

We did it! Honored to have received such an award @AB84 https://t.co/b1DU59cztb

— Noah Knigga (@KniggaNoah) December 28, 2024

Cracker of the Year

Neighbor of the Year

Neighbor of the Year (BIPOC category)

Businessman Cracker of the Year (Hunter Biden snubbed)

American Cracker of the Year

Dog of the Year

Cracker of the Year (Florida category)

Cracker of the Millenium

Funniest Cracker of the Year

Biggest Cracker of the Year

Chink of the Year

Cracker of the Election

Biggest Cracker Moment of the Year

Influencer Cracker of the Year

CTE of the Year

Druggie of the Year

Dumbass of the Year

Cracker Transformation of the Year

Direct Message of the Year

X Account Cracker of the Year

!mensfootball TBH I realized quickly the only one worth posting was the Athlete of the Year, but sunk cost fallacy hit hard

Me, A Bears fan, wondering whether next year is the year

Travis Hunter just deactivated his IG after an old vid resurfaced of his girl twerking on another man pic.twitter.com/ZfE6l2JUtW

— LakeShowYo (@LakeShowYo) December 23, 2024

It started with her acting entitled during his big day

Travis Hunter’s girlfriend giving him attitude for taking pictures with fans at a schedule event:
“Am I suppose to just sit here all day” pic.twitter.com/gSOyvUmj69

— Stoolies🏴‍☠️ (@SpacesStoolies) December 16, 2024

And then people just started digging

He had less than 48 hours to celebrate his Heisman Trophy win before his girlfriend called him a cheater in front of God and his mother and everyone. My god dude, this your off-ramp just take it https://t.co/Yu7MxFpgQP

— Q. Anthony Ali (@NobleQAli) December 17, 2024

And it just got worse and worse for him

Travis Hunter used to take his girlfriend to parties & wait outside, then take her home after. 🫡

pic.twitter.com/f5c0mBHv05

— My Mixtapez (@mymixtapez) December 17, 2024

We're hitting critical mass at this point. This reminds me of the manti teo shit.

Man posts a picture looking cozy with Travis Hunter’s fiancée and even announces they are selling merch featuring the photo 🤦🏽 pic.twitter.com/An78dZbkLC

— FearBuck (@FearedBuck) December 23, 2024

nah this keeps getting worse… I feel bad for Travis Hunter pic.twitter.com/g3EhvTPBXX

— LakeShowYo (@LakeShowYo) December 24, 2024

absolutely brutal

Someone save this brother 💔 pic.twitter.com/vU2lGymvnd

— Wembananas (@wemby4life) December 24, 2024

>Call carp a cute twink for me too when you post it.

Carp, you're a cute twink

@Awoo asked me to post this for him because he's marsified or something.

Updoots to the left for visibility (or downdoots). The people must know because it's a short betting week!

Note: Last week I literally forgot the Falcons-Giants game and nobody noticed... whoops. Sorry. I hope you all took advantage of carp's bonus Ravens-Steelers thread to make some extra

Week 17 this is what the playoffs are looking like via NFL

Finally for those keeping track, here's a excel spreadsheet I've been using to track gambling wins/losses. Column A has the winner of their matchup (listed in the same order I list them for this thread, B is the gross Payout , C needs to be filled with a 1 if you won that bet, and a 0 if you lost. So it will be easy to track your weekly and seasonal gains/losses. Prior threads: week 1, week 2, week 3, week 4, week 5, week 6, week 7, week 8, week 9, week 10, week 11, week 12, week 13, week 14, week 15, week 16

pings: !mensfootball !goomblers !bets @IRREDEEMABLE-KRAMPUS @Freak-Off @Drippo as always if you want to get @'ed and don't want to join those ping groups, just ask. We love our gamblers. @SpudsMackenzie Gamble here if you need more opportunities.

Thursday Night Football is... NOT the first game so it's not here! Christmas Wednesday has 2 games, TNF, THREE (3) SATURDAY games, Sunday has games too- 6 early, 2 afternoon (Packers @ Vikings got flexed up ), & SNF, and finally MNF. Our first game is Wed 1PM

Enter BetChiefs - 17 bets - WINNER!

Enter BetSteelers - 13 bets

closed

Baseball's "Man of Steal," Hall of Famer Rickey Henderson is dead after a bout with pneumonia ... TMZ has learned.

Sources with direct knowledge tell us ... Henderson passed away Friday in the Oakland area, and had been getting treatment at a hospital for a brief period.

The MLB legend holds the record for stolen bases, and played left field for 9 teams from 1979 to 2003. Most of those years were spent with the Oakland A's, where he debuted in the majors, but he also starred with the Yankees, Blue Jays, Mets, Padres and others ... before retiring with the Dodgers.

Throughout his career, Rickey racked up more than 3,055 hits and 297 home runs with a .279 batting average. He also holds the all-time record for runs scored with 2,295.

As for his prowess at stealing bases -- his all-time record is 1,406, and to give you an idea how impressive that is ... no other player in history has reached 1,000 stolen bases!

Rickey was a 10-time All-Star player and entered the Baseball Hall of Fame in 2009.

The stories about him as a teammate are legendary, you'll definitely be seeing them all over social media today.

As the news of his death broke, several baseball icons who played with Rickey -- including Dave Winfield and Ozzie Guillen -- shared their condolences.

Rickey was 65.

RIP

!baseball, pour one out for the Man of Steal.

Curry's two points were from free throws. Draymond Green also scored zero points the entire game.

Grizzlies apparently had it in for the Warriors after Green called their coach and one of their players soft.

https://archive.is/OjIx3

The skit came in a game break during the second quarter of Monday's game against the Philadelphia 76ers at Spectrum Center. The boy joined Charlotte's mascot, Hugo, who was dressed as Santa, on the court. In-game host Ohavia Phillips read a letter to Santa that included a request for a PS5 for Christmas as a Hornets cheerleader walked up to Hugo and gave him a gift bag. The mascot then pulled a PS5 out of the bag and gave it to the surprised boy.

However, the Hornets took the PS5 from the fan after the cameras turned off and a staffer replaced it with a jersey.

Genuinely, how on earth did that get signed off?

The boy was confused and disappointed, and cheerleaders, dancers and other team staff members standing nearby were also shocked he could not keep the item, according to Phillips.

Charlotte lost to Philadelphia 121-108 Monday night, falling to 7-19 on the season.

In a dramatic shift, the Ivy League's football teams are now going to be able to compete for FCS national championships.

Starting in the 2025 season, the Ivy League teams will be able to play in the FCS postseason.

The genesis for the change for the Ivy League to play in FCS playoffs came via a proposal from Ivy League student-athletes. And the proposal from the league's student-athlete advisory committee (SAAC) was approved Tuesday by a vote of the Ivy League council of presidents.

"The Ivy League prides itself on a storied tradition of impact, influence and competitive success throughout the history of college football. We now look ahead to a new chapter of success and to further enhancing the student-athlete experience with our participation in the NCAA FCS playoffs," said Ivy League executive director Robin Harris in a statement. "I want to commend the students on our SAAC for their thoughtful and thorough proposal as well as their commitment to the league's legislative process.".

Football had loomed as the only sport that Ivy League teams could not compete for NCAA national championships in. The league had long ended its season at the end of the regular season. The Ivy League has confirmed with the NCAA that the league's winner will get an automatic bid to the FCS playoffs starting in 2025.

The 2024 season culminated with Columbia, Dartmouth and Harvard earning a share of the Ivy League title. Over the next several months, the league will develop tiebreakers to determine how its automatic qualifier will be awarded when there are co-champions in the future.

!mensfootball, time for some nerd football. Go Tigers!

This doesn’t look good by Caleb Williams or for Caleb Williams… pic.twitter.com/YdImsXKXpZ

— Emmanuel Acho (@EmmanuelAcho) December 17, 2024

Now we gotta draft another one....

TNF, 2 Saturday games (1 and 4:30pm), 7 Sunday early games, 4 afternoon, 1 primetime, and 1MNF game.

Playoff odds via nfl.com (your team is still in the race, right anon?)

Finally for those keeping track, here's a excel spreadsheet I've been using to track gambling wins/losses. Column A has the winner of their matchup (listed in the same order I list them for this thread, B is the gross Payout , C needs to be filled with a 1 if you won that bet, and a 0 if you lost. So it will be easy to track your weekly and seasonal gains/losses. Prior threads: week 1, week 2, week 3, week 4, week 5, week 6, week 7, week 8, week 9, week 10, week 11, week 12, week 13, week 14, week 15

pings: !mensfootball !goomblers !bets @IRREDEEMABLE-KRAMPUS @Freak-Off @Drippo as always if you want to get @'ed and don't want to join those ping groups, just ask. We love our gamblers. @SpudsMackenzie Gamble here if you need more opportunities.

Thursday Night Football is

Enter BetBroncos - 27 bets

Enter BetChargers - 11 bets - WINNER!

closed

The rumors of a bout with topurio are false. I am in preliminary agreements with the Ambani family to face Logan Paul in a boxing exhibition in India.
I have agreed.
I will then seek my return to the Octagon.

— Conor McGregor (@TheNotoriousMMA) December 17, 2024

"The NBA...ratings are down 48% in the last 12 years and they have fallen off a cliff this year and Adam Silver's solution is let's make the courts brighter...Go ask the Democrats. Be warned, once you detach from regular people in America, you will pay a price." - Colin Cowherd pic.twitter.com/V3wifBWu5a

— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) December 13, 2024

There's been a lot of online discourse with regards to the NBA losing viewers and even more about how to fix the issue. I am in no way an avid NBA fan, but I find it fascinating how a league can drive away so many fans in such a short period of time. The NBA could be considered the second-most popular sport in America (hardcore baseball fans might disagree) and an institution in a way, so it's very surprising how there is such a lack of appetite to watch the games?

Without listing out all the online critiques (i.e. too many threes, flopping, etc.), personally, I would say the main issue is people these days just have way more media to entertain themselves, and the NBA isn't equipped to acquire back those fans they lost. It's far easier to throw on a YouTube video or fire up Steam than it is to watch a game these days, and if you can't indoctrinate more kids then in the long-run you're fricked as a growing league and business.

Besides just the low hanging fruit of "LOL BIPOCS" what do you guys think the main issue is/are and how can the NBA remedy this decline (if possible)? I know we're all r-slurs here, but I feel like we'd get a less overly biased take than from say the NBA Twitter and NBA reddit users that's why I ask.

Thanks for taking this long journey with me, and just know once we hit land you will be sold into slavery .

Bongs and homosexuals in shambles (it's the same picture)