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Liverpudlians keep sneeding about FSG but the players don't fricking care anymore. This goal is complete shambles. "Guys, what if we let 3 top players drop into space right at the edge of our box and leave Bajcetic in 3v1? :marseystroke:"

Same with this goal a few weeks ago, watch Trent just observe 2 players into the box and not marking either.

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:#marseyemojirofl:

i don't know what made me watch that game live but it was worth it :marseyemojirofl::marseyemojirofl::marseyemojirofl::marseyemojirofl::marseyemojirofl::marseyemojirofl::marseyemojirofl:

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although man utd are facing barca in 2 days and barcelona are above real madrid in la liga :marseyscared: prolly shouldn't laugh too much

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man utd are facing barca in 2 days and barcelona are above real madrid in la liga

Relax. Barca has a couple of injuries to key players (Pedri, probably Busquets, Dembele too but at least he has decent backups), Gavi is carded out, and Xavi doesn't seem to give a frick with the back line they've had last week. Plus he's stubborn and keeps playing the super high line with with players who can't, it cost them in Europe this year a lot.

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Also, United haven't been struggling to stay in the top half of the league this season, like Liverpool :marseyxd:

Barca will still be a tough game but it'll be closer than what was served up at Anfield today.

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"It's the hope that kills you" happens too often sometimes so being a doomer comes naturally for me

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in before Lewandowski masterclass :marseychingchongpearlclutch:

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You will never be a real wizard. You have no wand, you have no mana, you have no spells. You are a LARPing muggle twisted by nostalgia and schizophrenia into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Sorcerers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed magic users of all types to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even muggles who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a mages. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk thaumaturgist home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected mundane nature.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be OK, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a muggle is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably muggle.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

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