Borussia Dortmund bottling it against Bayern Munich with a funny goal

Why is eating a cow better than fricking it? I honestly don't understand bloodmouth logic.

Frick a cow:

1. It forgets it 10 minutes later, tops.

2. It might even enjoy it.

3. No harm is done unless you're like, super rough I guess? A bull peepee is 25 inches long, your sad little human peepee isn't going to disturb a heifer.

4. In a vacuum, once the s*x is done, the cow can go on and live a full and complete life with the r*pe having 0 impact on it.

Kill a cow:

1. It's dead.

2. It's dead.

3. It's dead.

4. It's fricking dead

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