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>BRO THE CENTURIONS ARE GONNA CRUSH THE BACON BOWL THIS SEASON

>HECK YEAH BRO YOU SEEN JAMAL BODKINS? 6'4 270LBS RAN A 4 4 40 LAST FALL

>YEAH BUT HOW IS HE GONNA GET PAST D’MARCUS JACKSON? 6'8 450 LBS 7'3 WINGSPAN 40 INCH VERT AND HE CAN TRACE HIS ANCESTRY BACK TO SHAKA ZULU AND TUTANKHAMUN

>DUDE HE'S GOT CHUCK NASH THROWING FOR HIM CHUCK’S 7'1 GOT 15" HANDS AND CAN THROW A SPIRAL 200 YARDS AND PUT IT ON A DIME

>AND HE'S GOT COACH O'SHALAYLEE BREAKING DOWN THE PLAY DUDE'S GOT A MASTERS IN BUSINESS FROM YALE AND 55 INCH CRANIUM

>EVER SINCE ARI LENDSTEIN BOUGHT THE FRANCHISE WE'VE LOOKED UNSTOPPABLE DUDE'S GOT A 38 BILLION DOLLAR NET WORTH AND RECITES THE TORAH OVER 10 TIMES A DAY FOR THE PAST 70 YEARS

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This is Reddit humor where the punchline is being weirdly specific and acting like it’s quirky. For your sake, I hope those are quotes and not your original work.

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>This is Reddit humor where the punchline is being weirdly specific and acting like it’s quirky. For your sake, I hope those are quotes and not your original work.

:soysnoo:

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!downvoters get him twice

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I’ll bring in the alts :marseysalutepride:

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!downvoters unapologetic Redditor

:stonin#gdownvotes:

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Im pretty sure most redditors would cry at the racism in that copypasta

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Very true. However, “Redditor but racist” is somehow even worse.

Like you have the freedom and flexibility to be offensively funny but you’re just… that.

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t. Pasty nerd who can’t even throw a spiral due to carpial tunnel from painting warhammers in his moms cellar

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Shit sport, boring. Also I guarantee I could run through you. I played rugby league. Also boring as frick sport to watch. Boring in general. Watching sports is for low iq r-slurs. Playing sports, that's for the chads.

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t. butthurt career jv bench warmer

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No arrow

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cumball

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This KILLS the sportstard

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Washington, Wash-ing-tonne

Six foot seven has a fricking gun

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16861471234855409.webp

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1st one is wrong but the other two are :marseyhesright:

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>not mentioning L'Jarius Sneed

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