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Morpheuswipe face/off  1yr ago (x.com) 1,448 thread views #176671

Least cuckolding obsessed American Sports fan

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>BRO THE CENTURIONS ARE GONNA CRUSH THE BACON BOWL THIS SEASON

>HECK YEAH BRO YOU SEEN JAMAL BODKINS? 6'4 270LBS RAN A 4 4 40 LAST FALL

>YEAH BUT HOW IS HE GONNA GET PAST D’MARCUS JACKSON? 6'8 450 LBS 7'3 WINGSPAN 40 INCH VERT AND HE CAN TRACE HIS ANCESTRY BACK TO SHAKA ZULU AND TUTANKHAMUN

>DUDE HE'S GOT CHUCK NASH THROWING FOR HIM CHUCK’S 7'1 GOT 15" HANDS AND CAN THROW A SPIRAL 200 YARDS AND PUT IT ON A DIME

>AND HE'S GOT COACH O'SHALAYLEE BREAKING DOWN THE PLAY DUDE'S GOT A MASTERS IN BUSINESS FROM YALE AND 55 INCH CRANIUM

>EVER SINCE ARI LENDSTEIN BOUGHT THE FRANCHISE WE'VE LOOKED UNSTOPPABLE DUDE'S GOT A 38 BILLION DOLLAR NET WORTH AND RECITES THE TORAH OVER 10 TIMES A DAY FOR THE PAST 70 YEARS

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This is Reddit humor where the punchline is being weirdly specific and acting like it’s quirky. For your sake, I hope those are quotes and not your original work.

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>This is Reddit humor where the punchline is being weirdly specific and acting like it’s quirky. For your sake, I hope those are quotes and not your original work.

:soysnoo:

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!downmarseyrs get him twice

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I’ll bring in the alts :marseysalutepride:

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!downmarseyrs unapologetic Redditor

:stonin#gdownvotes:

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Im pretty sure most redditors would cry at the racism in that copypasta

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Very true. However, “Redditor but racist” is somehow even worse.

Like you have the freedom and flexibility to be offensively funny but you’re just… that.

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t. Pasty nerd who can’t even throw a spiral due to carpial tunnel from painting warhammers in his moms cellar

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Ok snappy drop the "America worships BIPOCs" copypasta

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America worships AMERICANS so I understand the confusion, inferior foreigner.

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Why are you, a woman, thinking of peepee? You should be thinking of war.

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Shit sport, boring. Also I guarantee I could run through you. I played rugby league. Also boring as frick sport to watch. Boring in general. Watching sports is for low iq r-slurs. Playing sports, that's for the chads.

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t. butthurt career jv bench warmer

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No arrow

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Go watch more BIPOCs chase a ball, closeted cute twink

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good luck having s*x while in front of the computer shooting the space aliens, nerd

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>good luck having s*x while in front of the computer shooting the space aliens, nerd

:#trumpjaktalking:

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cumball

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>You cute twinks have never watched a real sport in your lives. Let me tell you about real fricking sports. I grew up in a little town south of the Kentucky border... things were simple. You tended the farm, raised the herd... and if anyone gave you shit? Son, you beat the fricker down. You were a man. And under that hot Alabama sun you learned the values of Christ, America, and manhood- the Mississippi trio as my pop called it... may god bless his soul...

>And a man like me? Well when we weren’t out hunting or at the bar? We watched sport. None of that kitty European shit- real sport, Arizona sport. I’d get back home... hang up my duster, cold beer, my girl cooking some fineeee BBQ... and I'd watch muscular, toned black men. Sometimes they’d collide into each other, sometimes bounce a ball... but they were always fine specimens. I’d watch those darkies sweat and toil for hours... and I’ll admit my loins stirred more than once... called it the Texas rise, heh... and when I watched those guys play, my mind... wandered. I imagined them taking my girl... like animals- hoo boy did that get me goin! I remember, in the 12th ad break of the NFL playoffs powered by mcdonalds I’m loving it, right after the arbys presents: the danger kick! I noticed my missus watching those stallions on screen... stroking that kitty of hers. And I tell you what... without a word I drove her down the city, Philadelphia- my home- and she made love to every BIPOC in sight. I milked my johnson more than ever that night. So when you kitty europeans talk about sport.... remember what REAL men play

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As a BBC enjoyer, you are the intractable enemy of @Dahl_Fook with his whole ACAB (all cops are bvlls) attitude.

May god have mercy on your soul, because I guarantee that Jack of swords won’t.

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get a hobby.

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Isn’t this one?

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What do you mean by "All Cops Are Bulls"? :marseynotes:

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That's great and all, but I asked for my burger without cheese.

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This KILLS the sportstard

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Washington, Wash-ing-tonne

Six foot seven has a fricking gun

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1st one is wrong but the other two are :marseyhesright:

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>not mentioning L'Jarius Sneed

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