https://twitter.com/TympanickLaw/status/1669910627358220288
Jack Jones is looking at a minimum mandatory prison sentence of 2.5 years to 10 years in prison for the feeding device. Mass. Gen. Laws Chapter 269 Subsection 10(m).
— Matt Tympanick (@TympanickLaw) June 17, 2023
Yeah, he isn’t going to be a Patriot for much longer. @PatsBuzz @_AndrewCallahan https://t.co/oWZhZnhjwa
absolutely tarded lmao
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This is one of the most r-slurred crimes to get caught doing. I genuinely don't know how someone can be dumb enough to do this
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Seriously whats the crime here not trying to pay $160 to sprit airline for a checked bag fee?
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Almost as bad as that intersex wnba player who flew to Russia with weed oil in their bag
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he forgor
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Well he'll remember from here on out won't he
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Next time he'll be caught with an unregistered firearm since he's now a felon
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Every airport I've ever flown through (including Logan specifically) has signs everywhere around the TSA checkpoint that say "DO NOT BRING FIREARMS PAST THIS POINT; YOU WILL GO TO JAIL"
Current hyperfixation:
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Sportsballer +
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Madison Cawthorn did this not once, but twice, as part of his literally nonstop scandal sequence. No surprise he came from the same corner of lolcow fundiedom as Josh Duggar.
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