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DETROIT WINS

This is the year boys

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I need Aiden Hutchinson mom's milk.

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:#marseymommymilkers::#marseyokaymilk:

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YEAH BUT TRAVIS KELCE WAS OUT SO THIS DOESN'T ACTUALLY MEAN ANYTHING OK :hysterical:

the last few days i've been seeing so many chiefs fans already preparing their excuses and it's been hilarious. they are basically saying kelce is the actual star and mahomes can't win without him.

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I unironically hate chief's fans more than redditors :marseyhammersrdine:

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Mahomes can't win without Kelce because Kelce is the only receiver that can catch the fricking ball. This game wouldn't have been close if he had even average receivers starting tonight. Kadarius Toney alone won the game for the Lions. Skyy Moore wasn't much better.

>YEAH BUT TRAVIS KELCE WAS OUT SO THIS DOESN'T ACTUALLY MEAN ANYTHING OK :hysterical:

Literally nobody is saying this. Chiefs fans fully accept that this current offense is dogshit without Kelce.

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Keep yourself safe BIPOC

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your team beat my team why are you seething?

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Chiefs fan huh? I used to lurk the chiefs planet forum during the Scott pioli/matt Cassell years. Alex Smith era too. I remember those years fondly.


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Technically a lifelong Chiefs fan but I only really started following them post-Reid so I was spared from being too affected by the years of dogshit.

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KEEP YOURSELF SAFE bandwagon cute twink

If you don't endure the pain, you don't deserve to share in the glory

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Lucky bastard. It was amazing to watch the whole thing play out in real time. I was more interested in them than my own team.

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Sneed :marseychudgravedance: more Gay

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:quote: IF KELCE WAS THERE WE WIN THE GAME!!! :quote:

https://x.com/MrSlippery519/status/1700135744671461438

:quote: kelce wasn't there, so we shouldn't over react cause this means nothing! :quote:

https://x.com/PJ_More_Muscle/status/1700133867242360957

:quote: we looked terrible!!!! but kelce will be back and we'll be fine. :quote:

https://x.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1700132438427554124

and just for fun here is THE ANNOUNCERS OF THE GAME SAYING IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE KELCE WAS OUT.

literally nobody

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Do they not teach basic reading comprehension in Cincinnati? All of those tweets literally back up what I'm saying.

This game taught us that if Kelce stays injured we're fricked and we need much better receivers. If Kelce was there that game would've been an automatic win, but he wasn't, so we lost. Assuming Kelce stays healthy all season we'll be the same old Chiefs, but that's a risky assumption.

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Did you see that receiving corp tonight?


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If MaFRAUD was truly the GOAT he could have a receiving corps of highschoolers and still put up 5 tds a game MINIMUM :marseydisagree:

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Kadarius Tony truthers in shambles.

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The kadarius toney memes are hysterical.

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Detroit squeaked out a win against an FCS team that happened to have Mahomes at QB, very impressive. They're scraping into the playoffs at 9-8 to get assraped by the 49ers.

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What's an fcs team? Please help @collectijism cope @collectijism have hundreds at 6/1 for Mahom too win the bowl

Trans lives matter

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FCS stands for Football Championship Subdivision, which is an NCAA college football league for all the teams too dogshit too compete any half-decent programs. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_NCAA_Division_I_FCS_football_programs

It's a roundabout way to say this Chiefs team is awful outside of Kelce and Mahomes.

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@collectijism is fricked aren't I? @collectijism knew betting back too back was dumb. @collectijism thought maybe it was a new Brady

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Assuming Kelce stays healthy you'll probably be fine

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He is but no one can catch


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>queefs

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So many goomblers lost money on that game which is good for arbitrate bettors like me

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Are there really still opportunities for arbitrage gambling? It seems hard to pull off now that these online odds makers are getting so big.

Online gambling in general is pretty rslurred though. Even if you somehow manage to beat the house and get positive expected value, the IRS will be waiting to frick you.

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Yeah you can still churn some decent money out of it these days. Not as good as it was in 2021, but still worth the time.

Arbed the fan duel boost line

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Everyone I knew either bet the Chiefs would win or the Lions would win by +5. I called up my boy Jarrod Goff and asked him to just scrape by to screw over all the spreadstrags.

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:#marseywereback::#marseyparty:THIS IS OUR FRICKING YEAR!:#party3::#celebrate:

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Frick yea, I'll be there in october maybe I'll actually get to watch a good game. Nothing good in Detroit besides getting super good Detroit Tigers seats for super cheap.

haha jk they'll flop immediately after this

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Ngl the most randomly worth game I've watched. Glad I brought my MI->TX friend :marseychinchilla2: to watch :marseywait: bc she was on her phone :marseyghostface2: completely til Q3

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