2034 World Cup: Saudi Arabia set to host after Australia does not bid

We hosted your crappy women's World Cup and packed out the stadiums despite the fact that the quality of football on display makes the Sidemen vs YouTube Allstars game look like El Clasico, only for FIFA to turn around and rig the deck for Saudi Arabia to stroll in and host it uncontested.

FIFA YOU DO KNOW THAT JULY IN AUSTRALIA IS WINTER WHICH IS THE BEST TIME TO HOST A TOURNAMENT, INSTEAD OF IN THE MIDDLE EAST WHERE YOU'LL HAVE TO HOST IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE EUROPEAN SEASON AND DISRUPT THE CLUB SEASON AGAIN

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