There is literally nothing good about Texas

HER DER WHAT ABOUT THESEE OTHER STATSE TEE HEE. He's a BIPOC FISHERMAN MALLOWEEN. HE HAS NEVER FISHED THE GULF COAST. NEIGHBOR GONNA TELL ME FLY FISHING IS THE ONLY REAL FISHING. CUTE TWINK ONLY FISHES FOR BASS AND HE'S GONNA HIT ME WITH THAT BIPOC SHIT. HER DER SPINNING REELS ARE GAY TEE HEE LOOK AT MY CUTE TWINK BAITCASTER. MF PROB DOESNT EVEN FISH I FRICKIGN FISH I FRICKING KILL AND KEEP SHIT BECAUSE IM A FRICKIGN GOBLIN BABY. NEIGHBOR GONNA GET HIM AND HIS 30 BIPOC BUDDIES TO YELL AT ME FOR KEEPING A NICE TROUT OR BASS. IF IT EXISTS I WILL CLAIM AND DESTROY. MF DOESNT CATCH REDFISH HE DOESNT EVEN BUY AN EXTRA REDFISH TAG BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH KITTY HE GETS. YOU JUST KNOW HE HAS THE FISHERMAN QUEER GLOVES YOU JUST KNOW HE TAKES IT UP THE BUTT IN THOSE DRUG TOLIETS I FRICKING KNOW HE DOES MALLOWEEN. WAKE ME UP WHEN YOU CATCH A FLOUNDER YOU BIPOC OH TEXAS FISHING WHAT ABOUT NEW MEXICO. NEIGHBOR NEW MEXICO!?!? WHAT THE FRICK ARE YOU ON ABOUT I SHOULD OF KNWON THEN AND THERE HES A FRTARDEDN IGGTER WHO DOESNT KNOW WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT.