There is literally nothing good about Texas :marseylonghorn: :seethejak:

ALASKAN off/grid The Last Frontier 4mo ago #5669120

they have good BBQ tho

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Enrico_Motassa Hank/Hank Got my hat now it’s time to grill bb 🥓 ALASKAN 4mo ago #5669143

Texas has good food.

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Toranaga_Bane_Marcy never/began Tay Tay's last viable egg as it cries out "Whyyyy didn't you fertilize meeee???" :soycry:

ALASKAN 4mo ago #5669147

There are precisely 3, and only 3, types of "good" BBQ

KC
Memphis
Carolina

Please observe that among the above, neither "Texas", nor "Korean" are listed.

CC: @X

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Enrico_Motassa Hank/Hank Got my hat now it’s time to grill bb 🥓 Toranaga_Bane_Marcy 4mo ago #5669155

wrong

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Enrico_Motassa 4mo ago #5669166

no u :soyjakanimeglasses:

:unoreverse:

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ALASKAN off/grid The Last Frontier Toranaga_Bane_Marcy 4mo ago #5669156

all forms of BBQ are acceptable and heckin' valid

do better

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ALASKAN 4mo ago #5669163

are acceptable

Yes

heckin' valid

No

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X ching/chong :marseymaidgeisha:

Anarcho-Syndicalist-Trotskyist-Stalinist Cuban Revolutionary :marseyrevolution:

Toranaga_Bane_Marcy 4mo ago #5669169

very lude

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X 4mo ago #5669201

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X ching/chong :marseymaidgeisha:

Anarcho-Syndicalist-Trotskyist-Stalinist Cuban Revolutionary :marseyrevolution:

Toranaga_Bane_Marcy 4mo ago #5669220

i want luudes so bad :marseypills:

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X 4mo ago #5669245

Same :marseygiveup:

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X ching/chong :marseymaidgeisha:

Anarcho-Syndicalist-Trotskyist-Stalinist Cuban Revolutionary :marseyrevolution:

Toranaga_Bane_Marcy 4mo ago #5669264

@Majin-Boobs i heard South Africa still made qualuudes could you score some for us? :marseybegging:

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X 4mo ago #5669273

send lemons plz

:marseybegging: :!marseybegging:

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Toranaga_Bane_Marcy 4mo ago #5669184

Pinkerton's in houston, and to a lesser extent the entire town of Lockhart, TX blow any BBQ anywhere in the world out of the fricking water.

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LSU_Coonass 4mo ago #5669237

:#marseyishygddt:

Before I ~~roast you~~ slow cook you in a clay brick walled pit for being so wrong, what's your standard of comparison for baseline "good" BBQ?

Commercial BBQ is one of those food types where 30% is absolutely shit, 68% is passable and still tasty, but there is a clear and massive gap between passable and "great" that you can only know once you've had "great".

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Toranaga_Bane_Marcy 4mo ago #5669247

if you have never eaten at one of:

Pinkerton's

Black's

Smitty's

Franklin's

your opinion on "good" BBQ is completely irrelevant.

And I have had the supposed "good" memphis bbq, it was good, but not even in the same stratosphere as good texas bbq

I've had north carolina bbq and i fricking hated it

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LSU_Coonass 4mo ago #5669266

I have eaten at Pinkerton's and it was mad decent, so we can at least start there.

IMO both Memphis and Carolina BBQ are super easy to f/u, but when done right you'll finally see what all the other failson pitmasters were trying to accomplish.

Also

>north carolina bbq

>north

Do you really need me to explain where you fricked up here? :marseysmughips: