Random Oracle Software Engineer living in San Matteo leads US Cricket (gay Baseball) Team to Victory over Pakistan

A STUNNER AT THE ICC MEN’S T20 CRICKET WORLD CUP!

The USA has upset international powerhouse Pakistan 😮 pic.twitter.com/eh0jUA7ojW

— ESPN (@espn) June 6, 2024

Last week there was some beef between baseball twitter and cricket twitter over which was harder. As can be expected a bunch of smelly non-Americans sar'd to the defense of cricket and tried to explain why bopping a ball with a cute little whacker is harder than playing America's great pastime.

E.g.,

• https://x.com/ProjectStrider/status/1798060174395244922

• https://x.com/VitalityBlast/status/1798336602449826102

• Etc.

Then, hilariously, a super ragtag American team (mostly immigrants as far as I can tell) smoked Pakistan, which I'm assuming has a good team based on my own racial assumptions.

https://x.com/bengrossbg/status/1798806167184949262

“Cricket is harder than baseball”

Like six people total in this entire country know how to play cricket and they just beat Pakistan.

Baseballchuds all over twitter being smug, but they probably don't realize all the USA players are immigrants or children of immigrants.

https://x.com/SwannMarcus89/status/1798822486987157587

In conclusion, another case where immigration makes our country great. We should unironically have open borders so we can drain talent from other countries and dunk on them. Sports. Culture. Science. Business. Education. Cute Asian women.

I fricking love America. Look at all these patriots: :