:marseysaluteusa: Random Oracle Software Engineer living in San Matteo leads US Cricket (gay Baseball) Team to Victory over Pakistan :marseysaluteusa:

https://x.com/espn/status/1798804490306371943

Last week there was some beef between baseball twitter and cricket twitter over which was harder. As can be expected a bunch of smelly non-Americans sar'd to the defense of cricket and tried to explain why bopping a ball with a cute little whacker is harder than playing America's great pastime.

E.g.,

Then, hilariously, a super ragtag American team (mostly :marseypajeet: immigrants as far as I can tell) smoked Pakistan, which I'm assuming has a good team based on my own racial assumptions.

https://x.com/bengrossbg/status/1798806167184949262

“Cricket is harder than baseball”

Like six people total in this entire country know how to play cricket and they just beat Pakistan.

Baseballchuds all over twitter being smug, but they probably don't realize all the USA players are immigrants or children of immigrants.

https://x.com/SwannMarcus89/status/1798822486987157587

In conclusion, another case where immigration makes our country great. We should unironically have open borders so we can drain talent from other countries and dunk on them. Sports. Culture. Science. Business. Education. Cute Asian women.

I fricking love America. Look at all these patriots: ::marseysaluteusa: :marseypajeet: :marseychingchong: :marseyblack: :marseywhite: :marseygeisha: :marseymutt:

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I am reading that the score was tied 159/7 (20 overs) to 159/3 (20 overs), and :marseysaluteusa: won the super over!

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real calvinball scores

@KoreanKongKing love sucking peepee said the pakistani team as they lost too GOD'S CHOSEN NATION

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:#eaglenotes: Is that good? Can you convert this into a baseball or football score I can understand? Do we win because it's super over for Pakistan?

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Do we win because it's super over for Pakistan?

I don't know anything about cricket, but heck yeah brother. USA USA USA

:#marseyjetbombing:

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20 overs

:marseyitsover:

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