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Well Miami Dolphins you're the next contestant in the Ewers/Beck/Ward/Sanders sweepstakes!
Shit I will take anyone over 6'3 at this point.
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Ahh frick you Snappy, you're just lines of code, not even a real boy.
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i really believe he's just too small to take the hits an NFL QB takes. and...maybe too dumb? the dude dove head first in to someone for this concussion. it looked like he did it on purpose!
at least he got paid well to get his brains turned to mush.
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And Demar Hamlin wasnt going full speed at all.
Also kudos to the guy who on the /r/nfl reddit who said something along the lines of "Tua's head vs Demar's Chest could have ended really badly" Thats the kind of fricked up joke I live for.
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lollllll i didn't even realize it was hamlin. i only watched the first half last night, then found a clip of the play i watched muted this morning. the bills must be in a rough state on defense. even before he died he barely ever played. he was on the field like the entire first half last night!
i genuinely have no idea what tua was doing on that play just launching himself headfirst in to someone. he's never ran over someone in his entire life. probably not even in high school.
maybe he's tired of playing with thug butt neighbors and figured this was the best way to retire without looking like he was soft!
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Guys like Russ and Kyler make it work ok. They are/were a lot better than Tua tho.
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russ weighs more than tua does i think. at least he never looked like he weighed 100 pounds like tua.
kyler though...yeah. he's definitely smaller.
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It's partly just bad luck. U get one concussion, you're more susceptible for others.
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tua is gonna come back sometime in the middle 3rd of the season and get ANOTHER CONCUSSION before the end of the year, isn't he?
they've got extra time before their next game but i can't imagine he misses no games.
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He's Johnny Concussion at this point
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!mensfootball So...what will happen to this tiki Tua Turndaballova
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I don't follow the NFL since I left Florida decades ago, but this was always the case with the Dolphins growing up post-Marino. Why act surprised?
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The lack of punctuation makes this comment funnier to me.
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Tuas been hyped up a lot despite his brain exploding every season.
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Save my neighbor Tyreek
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Trade for crab legs
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I'd give Tom Brady a call.
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At least the bucs look good
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