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Steelers bros...

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16943703723577971.webp

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RG3 takes the bait.

This clip is old, RG3 is mad he beat a black guy and Baylor lost yesterday so he's probably feeling that as well.

Complication of some funny moments:

https://x.com/petroglio/status/1700838460880265724

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Not that it matters, but coach Tucker is black. Also to note, if fired today his buyout would be 76 million dollars. His current record at MSU is an unimpressive 20-14 and a lot of the Sparty faithful want him gone, so is this a case of boosters paying this chick to get him to beat off on the phone :marseyhmm: so he could be fired "with cause" and then he would not receive his buyout?

Coach claims it was consensual phone s*x, but she is claiming phone r*pe...

r/cfb thread

Article

Foid in question:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1694354141149982.webp

Quote from Coach Tucker:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16943541410060508.webp

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Holy fricking shit.

The r-slurred redneck did it holy fricking shit.

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The :marseylonghorn: blessing continues. Marsey BTFOs the Red Puddle 34-24. The Saban dynasty is OVER. Marsey is pushing the longhorns to the National Championship!

					
					

What an awful QB lol

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[jannied] :marseyazov2: :marseyhitler2: :marseysoccer: :marsey!pearlclutch:

!football

https://x.com/mz05_/status/1700553077424640199

https://old.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/16eblp5/marwan_support_azov_and_a_nazi_emblem_by_the/?context=8

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Its Prime Time :marseycool:
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:#soycrychicken: :#soyquack::#soycrychicken: :#soyquack::#soycrychicken: :#soyquack:

!football

:#marseysow: Being outspoken in support for gays and :!marseytrain:s in England

:#marseyreapcrying: Those fans turning on you when you move to play in Saudi Arabia

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16941887545015738.webp

First baseball, then women's football now basketball. You better hope no one else starts picking up American Football or you won't have anything left

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16941892547823973.webp

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DETROIT WINS

This is the year boys

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These Chiefs receivers are straight dogshit man

I've never seen such a fricking pathetic display by a receiving corps in my entire life. That pass couldn't have been more perfect and that dumb r-slur Toney brickhands it up into the air for a pick six. Skyy Moore drops a perfect pass on a third down. McKinnon just dropped a pass I could've caught. Rashee Rice is the best WR on the field and this is his first game in the NFL. Why the frick didn't they pick up Hopkins in free agency? This shit is fricking embarrassing.

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!football

Konopka, who was in charge of the Manchester United Ladies from 1983 until 2001, was sentenced to four years in prison in 2011 after being convicted of indecent assault and gross indecency against girls aged under 16 and 14, The Times reported. He was also put on the s*x offenders' register for a decade.

But last year he was invited by the club to visit as a 'special guest' during a match that was attended by thousands of children and was celebrated for his early involvement in women's football.

United commemorated his career and featured him in the Old Trafford museum even though he had an 'active suspension' on the Football Association's safeguarding system, which banned him from coaching or working with any team.

Several former United Ladies players alerted the club of Konopka's convictions and sent emails to the club's safeguarding co-ordinator after he was featured in promotional article on United's website in July.

Redditors discuss

https://old.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/16c7h6e/manchester_united_were_unaware_coach_geoff

Not been a good few weeks for the red devils. I think a points deduction is the only way to sort them out personally

Maybe jinxthinker is right about a certain prominent supporter of this paedophilic club?

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Do Americans really? :apurun::muttrun:
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Peak Russ could step to Kobe and actually deliver.

Maybe not:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16939242708755035.webp

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That's like 4th thread where /r/soccer cry about R*pewood. Normally they would just go to games and call him names for 90 minutes, but /r/soccer posters don't go to games since they live in US and support Barcelona and Liverpool.

fricking americans

https://old.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/16ai745/getafe_cf_on_twitter_we_love_you_masongreenwood/jz7gbqd

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:marseyshook: :marseylaugh:

@X !football discuss

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Not a fan of Post Malone but this song is a banger & the promo videos with it have been great.

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/cfb/ coach prime is for real edition

Told ya so, also Iowa won.

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Context (copy paste from the Reddit thread)

"Trigger warning for r*pe, domestic violence and abuse.

This submission has been flagged as relating to Mason Greenwood. We wish to provide the following clarity on a highly sensitive situation.

Greenwood in 2022 was accused of sexual and physical assault and assault by his then-girlfriend. She posted images on social media of the physical after-effects, and an audio clip of one of the several incidents she reported.

The transcript of this can be seen here. We believe it is important for any person discussing Greenwood's case to be aware of this.

Greenwood was subsequently charged with attempted r*pe, actual bodily harm, and engaging in controlling and coercive behaviour . He was suspended by his club, Manchester United.

He was subsequently charged with breaching the conditions of his bail by contacting Harriet, on multiple occasions. They are now married, and have recently had their first baby together.

The case subsequently collapsed in February 2023, as Harriet withdrew herself as a witness.

Mason Greenwood was not cleared of the charges, as such.

The evidence of what occurred is publicly available. We ask that you familiarise yourself with the details of this case as outlined above, when discussing this topic."


Context 2

After the incident, some journo from The Athletic got info on how United wanted to reintegrate Greenwood into the team.

Obviously, other journos, social support organizations and social media sneeded so hard that United eventually backed off. :marseyraging:

Chadnited's board is so drama piled, that news leaked that they had a list of hostile figures, including the formerly mentioned support groups.

Obviously there's a bunch of social media seethe about this crap, so look for them for reaction if you want.

This transfer is also funny because Getafe is a spanish first division shit club that plays an aggressively time wasting style that makes football even duller than usual :marseyyawn:, so /r/soccer is already predisposed to dislike the team and this will act as a sneed multiplier :x::2:

Anyway, the event is already kinda funny on its own, but lets check some comments.


Reactions

So when Man U said it has therefore been mutually agreed that it would be most appropriate for him to do so away from Old Trafford that meant LOANING HIM OUT, not terminating the contract?! Frick me.

We're in Year+8 and these people still believe big clubs are something different from companies managing assets and think United will throw away a 70M Yuros player. :marseycapitalistmanlet:

Is there a point where it becomes socially acceptable to stop supporting a club?

It's ingrained in us to pick a team and stick to it, but this club is a joke.

The Manifest Destiny of the poor sexy Indian dudes that can't avoid the path biology set for them: support a top 6 Bong Team.:marseypajeetitsover:

Why do they keep using this language as if he's a poor bastard in a tough spot? Bizarre stuff

If you had no prior knowledge of the situation you'd honestly think he was the victim in all this with the language they use.

Whatever about the language used, at least United haven't printed and worn supportive t-shirts in solidarity with the prick.

Lmao, this guy went there :marseyxd: Loserpool fans GTFO

Also some from /r/reddevils

Nice, bye and hopefully never come back.

I wonder how people's opinions would change of he started scoring 30 or 40 goals a season. Would all be forgiven?

Knowing football fans: Yes. Yes it would.

Getafe Twitter account are promoting it, seem quite non-chalant about it. I thought it was gonna be a little bit more quiet.

Getafe are the most disliked club in Spain one of the only things that Barca and Madrid fans get along with also Bordalás parks the bus 90% of the time and then you have the Spain federation drama it's a mess

If there is one thing Dramatards should take from this thread, it's that Getafe are the most Dramapilled team in Spain and we should all support it.

If you ever go to Madrid (HIGHLY UNRECOMMENDED), make sure to buy one of their jerseys and support the team financially! :marseysoccer:

Anyway, It's late and I don't have time to put links up for comments. I'm out :marseyhole::marseysleep:

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Football is all like gimme the ball i want that ball and baseball is all like get this ball away from me i hate it

Bimothy

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Transfer deadline day drama

Anyone knows about some funny/dramatic transfer day happenings? Share in this thread!

In Germany there's one about Simon Zoller (forward at VfL Bochum, so low 1. Bundesliga team). The team of Düsseldorf (2. Bundesliga) was interested in him and they deal basically was already done. So he went to them for the medical check which he passed. Nothing could prevent the transfer, right? Except that suddenly the board of directors of Düsseldorf said "Nope. Not happening. You're too expensive" Rumours are that they tried doing that to get him to lower his agreed upon wages. The coach obviously was mad, cause he really wanted to have the player. So after 4-5 hours the board says "Okay, we will agree to the transfer".

But Zoller was already on the autobahn and signed at St. Pauli (also 2. Bundesliga) who are now super happy. And it seems like Düsseldorf doesn't have a backup plan for a forward. Fans mad.

!football

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Holy shit! Holy shit! Europa and Conference League Groups just dropped! :soyjackwow:

https://files.catbox.moe/1lbtiv.png

https://files.catbox.moe/ycqiqu.png

Weekly reminder that Conference League is for losers and if your team is here, you should :marseyropeyourself2:

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