The mead saga has shown just how r-slurred our boy really is

The dude finally has a pretty good Idea that even an r-slur should be able to do, making his own houch. He somehow manages to boglify it to the point it would kill a lesser being. All he needs is some apple juice (any fruit juice) without preservatives and some yeast to make a hard cider. Depending on the yeast type and amount of sugar in the juice could yield a pretty potent brew, cheaper than the booze he buys especially if he adds more sugar and uses a wine yeast. Instead he gets preservative laden artificially flavored fruit water and honey. He could make 3 gallons of hard apple juice for the cost of one of the bottles of honey he's used for his cobrameads