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feeble-minded-floozy dey/dem Queen Award Me, I dare you :marseyishygddt:  10mo ago (twitter.com) 1173 thread views #174021

The Esteemed Paper of Record Laments the lack of Kink :marseykink: in the :marseykween: Little Mermaid Remake

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1662816033848139778

Joy, fun, mystery, risk, flavor, kink — they’re missing

What did the Gray Lady mean by this :#donkeythonk:

I didn't bother to read the link but here it is in case any :marseynerd: feel like doing a book report

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Lots of Seething :#soyjakmaga: in the quote tweets

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NOOOOOO! OBVIOUSLY THEY DIDN'T MEAN THAT KINK! THEY MEANT THE OTHER MEANING OF KINK THAT LITERALLY :marseyme: NO ONE USES IN 2023 UNLESS :marseyunless: THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT A HOSE! KINK IS A TOTALLY NORMAL :marseychartgaussian: WORD TO USE WHEN DESCRIBING A MOVIE :marseyprojection: YOU CHRISTOFACSISTS! :hysterical:

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:#marseycarpwhip:

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I didn't bother to read the link but here it is:

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Lots of Seething:

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:marseyspitmoji:

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:#marseykink:

!slots600

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:#marseyfluffyannoyed:

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:#marseyyes:

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:marseyexcited:

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Sentient???

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:#marseysoypointsnappyquote:

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but a guy wrote it :marseyhmm:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1685289072988254.webp

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Two Time Pulitzer Prize :marseybadgejew: Winner

:#marseygiggle:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16852893021699924.webp

Something about the brevity of the personal life section is so funny :marseylaugh: to me :#marseyxd:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1685292559821907.webp

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nothing :marseynothingburger: has made me more homophobic :marseyhatecrime: than seeing gay men in the wild and online. Its like the bitchy personality traits made me again realize how :marseypuke: it is to have another man's shit on your peepee.

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The idea of gays is much easier to tolerate than the reality.

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JUST LIKE FOIDS :marseyblops2chadcel2: LOL

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1685303002713602.webp

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:#marseyoctopus3:

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Wait the script writer is a gay black dude?

Holy shit everything makes sense now. He wrote himself as a self insert for Ariel hahahahhaa

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You mean to tell me a seashell bra ain’t kinky?

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It’s very disturbing that “kink” made it onto the writer’s draft, right past the editors, and through NYT’s social media team without raising a red flag. What on earth?

not only didn't it raise a red flag, but the social media team thinks it's one of the best sentences in the article

Sunlight is the best disinfectant. Maybe the person who handles social media is a fellow nooticer

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Also, that screencap from the movie looks like hot, flaming garbage. Shit looks like some straight-to-video, greenscreen crap done in someone's garage. Looks like the same production value of that terrible YouTube movie about Mohammed :marseysmug2:

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Sunlight is the best disinfectant.

https://media.giphy.com/media/qsILMTV1qugPm/giphy.webp

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The New York Times is creepy now.

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even libtards are going :marseysal2: against nogs now?

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Yes they are, look at the "why are black folx so homophobic, religious, and bigoted?" threads on leddit and twitter :marseyclueless:

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That's the most flattering screencap you can get for the movie? A black fish threaten to eat a bird raw with a fork?

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>undah deh knee

>undah deh knee

>drugs i took plenty

>counterfeit twenty

>now ae cant breafe

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Grifting is when you're a popular right wing commentator

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I have a dream that little :marseymanlet: black :marseydefense: Ariel and little :marseytroublemaker: red crabcel will get railed by a dolphin :#marseyluther:

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Tbf i think :marseymindblown: the original little :marseybaby: mermaid :marlion: is probably really kinky :marseyvore2: for most adults watching :marseyoperasmug: it nowadays considering theyre lusting after an underage fish

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