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TheGoodTheBadTheBussy giga/boosted Now with an *improved* complex taste! :marseyfeedme:  1yr ago (image post) 235 thread views #183535

Ever wondered why women don't lick babies clean :marseywomanmoment2:

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That's an ugly baby

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16880681395053256.webp

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all babys look like shit until they're like 10 months old

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16880692238052225.webp

Frick you neighbor

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no. I've literally never thought of that and i don't think anyone else had except for whatever r-slur neurodivergent biologist is featured here.

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What’s the answer?

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https://health.howstuffworks.com/pregnancy-and-parenting/baby-health/newborn-development/why-women-dont-lick-babies-clean-after-childbirth.htm

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Thanks. Sent to my preggo sister

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Does she have an issue with eating things she shouldn't

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Now i want to know if great apes lick their newborns :marseyhmm:

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:#marseycanned:

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Would clean lick the can

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Because they would be called pedos if they did.

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pedos at best

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eating placenta is very 2018. licking the baby clean is the new way

Putting the :e: in spookie

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Opposable thumbs are probably better?

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Retvrn to traditions. Start licking your babies today

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Well gee what a mystery. Maybe for the same reason we wear clothes instead of growing fur and use weapons instead of our teeth to hunt prey. Turns out we have clean, warm, running water on command and don't have to go full caveman to clean our newborns. I fricking hate modern """journ*lism""" so much bros

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