this is who I am now
Just your average manic pixie BPD babe rage posting
This is a long distance relationship btw, they lived together for two years.
Smartest BPD foid
She's also been active in /r/bedbugs
https://old.reddit.com/r/Bedbugs/comments/13eijhh/bedbugs_have_made_me_and_my_boyfriend_lose_our/
No surprise that she's also a drug addict who drinks cough syrup
So. Do _you_ think BPD girlpeepee is worth it?
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I probably can’t fix her but I’d really like to try
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Carp other than hot goss and s*x, name 3 activities or hobbies you would like to do with a woman
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I cant name three things i dont do with my foid. Im weird
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You kiss peepees together?
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Now then, do you mash your testicles together for sexual pleasure?
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Her gonads are fricking hard to reach tbh.
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Skill issue
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I could go on, but it's pretty clear you CAN do more than 3 things without your foid.
/r/deadbeadrooms in your future fam
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Time for
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Baaaaaabe
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1. Post on arrr drama
2. Browse Grindr
3. Blow dudes in the bathroom of the Applebees off the interstate exit
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Hey
@LilMarseyontheprairie i found some new date night activities for us
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Applebee's sucks, we're going to the crackerbarrel gloryhole like respectable midwesterners
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It is fricking on I80. Good choice
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What's the 5th card ?
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I generally strongly prefer the company of women. They’re much better to look at and far more pleasant to be around and talk with. Plus they laugh when I make jokes and are easily impressed and you always know you’re the smartest in the room and no one is going to stupidly question that
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So what you're saying is, you're inferior to other men and thus require the company of women to maintain your ego?
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Is that a dunk🤔
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no it was a nasty dunk
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no it's a fricking dunce
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no just miss me with that strag shit
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Neighbor earlier today you told me Kings don't let fellow Kings befriend w*men.
Why the change of heart? Who hurt you?
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No, I said you're better than that. I'm not. Leave me to my fate, there's no hope for me.
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I can fix him
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Corrective r*pe is the answer to the carp question
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Do you tell them that your a big deal on the internet?
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I bet he can't do that
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Lol his answers were
1. Look at
2. Talk
3. Laugh at my jokes (cuz im the smartest in the room)
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she’d have a bpd rage if she saw how u flirt with every !biofoids on rdrama
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That's what carp wants
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one day carp just stops posting cause his bpd foid poisons him with arsenic
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Nah arsenic is too obvious
She's going to drown him because she likes irony
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her defense in court would be that a fish should be able to breathe underwater
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That shouldn't have made me laugh but it did
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TOTAL BPD FOID ACQUITTAL
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Use selenium. They dont test that as often as arsenic
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Sure ill just go to the selenium store
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https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Selenium-Supplement-Effective-Concentrate/dp/B07YN46F7V/ref=mp_s_a_1_2_sspa?crid=1E0TM2N1W19XZ&keywords=selenium&qid=1689736338&sprefix=selenium%2Caps%2C148&sr=8-2-spons&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9waG9uZV9zZWFyY2hfYXRm&psc=1
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Please don't be an accessory to murder
we've talked about this
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I fully believe that Carp's corpse will keep moving when he dies to continue troling and shitposting
:marseyflagellant:
(it's not done yet but you can have this sneak peek)
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Hes gonna stop posting because he becomes the bpd foid
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The hottest thing ever was a girl I was dating in LA having some huge breakdown over absolutely nothing when she was baking cookies and throwing all the cookie dough at the ceiling in my kitchen and coming at me with a steak knife when I screamed asking what the frick she's doing to the kitchen
iirc the reason she was so devastated about the cookies was because cookies make you fat and she wanted one but didn't want to actually eat it and the fricking things weren't even done yet
so ceiling cookies
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I'll have to try that the next time I bake cookies
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One time she saw me texting someone about ennui and looked the word up and later that night had a meltdown and just kept repeating "you have ennooey I'm so sorry I'm so sorry"
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oh carp bb i wish ud dramapost ur crazy b-word stories
lol enoooey i'm so sry
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Carps idea of post-nut clarity is feeling happy and yummy after eating chocolate covered almonds
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Carp Women Stories podcast when?
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I can see how the fricking passion she had might be hot. Sounds exhausting though
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lol not all
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Pretty sure he only flirts with the fricking ones that are fricking single. Good carp
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versus the well adjusted, happily married landowning members of rdrama
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Lol anyone else notice how all the dramafoids are childless?
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Childless or single moms
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she's not single, she has ME
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I wonder why?
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Holy shit those guys are fricking ugly.
Why the frick do moids frick b-words like that?
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It is known. All dramafoids are incredibly LVF. I mean why else would they project so hard about
le incel dramatards 
24/7 
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Why else would you publicize being a feminanemone
!slots400
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We've forgotten the old ways.
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Ask her opinion on the new Wheel of Time show.
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Finding the fish a bpd chick might be amazing for the site
Putting the
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I could fix her but the stupid police take issue with my methods.
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bro carp she abuses benadryl bro i met someone who does that shit irl there is no fixing them
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shes got bed bugs bro
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Those came from the benadryl
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yeah thats what i was thinking in my other comments lmao benadryl abusers how do u get addicted to seeing spiders n roaches n shit neighbor google is free n doesnt cause early onset dementia lmao
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That's how you get bedbugs.
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Another typical dopey janitor comment, stfu goddarn
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