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[personal] [pizzashill in shambles] I survived skydiving

Left chin visible so you'd know it was me. I look terrible in all the photos but idc.

It was literally some of the most fun I've ever had in my life. The 60 second drop before they pull the parachute feels like you're going to die. My brain has never had that much dopamine before. Might go again next weekend if there are any time slots, was that fun. I highly recommend.

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Truly a masterpiece of marseyposting

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:#poonergenocide: :marsey#plane:

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Looks fun queen!

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Thanks for the badge!!!

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Did instructor get a :#pepoboner:

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I don't think so but in the plane I had to sit in his lap at one point to get hooked up and I was like 👀

just glad I did it even though I almost chickened out this morning!!

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I'll do it without the instructor then (no homo)

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I'm on an 8 mile walk and the deer are gang stalking me. Wat do?

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RUN

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I've only seen females/juvenile males around here thank frick. The moment :marseycringe2: I come across a big rack is :marseysweating:

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:#marseygigatitty:

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:donkeykongbooba#:

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I saw a moose one time when hiking in the adirondacks. It was early in the morning and I hadn't seen anyone else on the trail. I heard some shuffling sounds in the woods about 50 ft ahead and to the left of the trail, so I figured someone was over there taking a piss or whatever. I kept walking forward, and that motherlover came crashing through the trees at a ridiculous pace that you would not expect from something that big. Went straight across the trail in front of me and just kept on going. I never saw him again.

Imagine if that thing had wanted to pick a fight with me instead of running away lol.

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Meese on Isle Royale dont give a frick https://i.rdrama.net/images/16918871836803.webp

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It's better for everyone involved if they don't give a frick.

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he moved to Florida with my grandmother for "safety reasons"

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Snow White moment

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I wish my singing :marseymooncricket: was that good, I should :marseynorm: have tried that to scare them off tbh :marseyemojismilemouthcoldsweat:

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strangle a small one then drag it back to your freezer, they are quite yummy.

:#marseylickinglips:

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open fire

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You're supposed to follow thr windego off the trail

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it's the adrenaline i swear

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:#marseyplanecrash:

:space::marseychadfoid:

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Literally me 🤣🤣

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  • Grue : y r u like this
  • HOTEP : > wHy ArE yOu LiKe ThIs!? :soyjakferal:

my heart is telling me if feeling like youre about to die is fun then youre going to love me

:marseytroll#gun:

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:t#ayadmire2:

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did you died?

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Yes but she remembered pizzashil would be happy and got back

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@_____ stand with Ukraine

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Heck yeah proud of you

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Thank u 🥺

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You got any more good shows to recommend? :marseyshy:

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omg! cruel summer on hulu!! both seasons are great!!!

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How much did it cost?

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I paid for pics and video so total it was around $400 and I tipped the guy $50 bc he was a veteran and I simp for them (def very optional where I went). I think the base fee is like $250? The second time they give u a discount and it's like $200. Think there are also Groupons available for various vendors but I was being impulsive when I booked it and also went on a weekend. Might be cheaper in other places or during the week. Was about 90 min outside of Chicago.

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Wait... you didnt go with friends...

You literally went sky diving alone?

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All dramatards will die alone anyway.

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You literally went sky diving alone?

For no particular reason I remember that women more often than not fail at suicide.

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That's not bad at all. And definitely sounds like a memorable weekend

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Ottawa?

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Yes!

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Holy chin, you should trade with leafy

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STOP INVADING MY PERSONAL LIFE!!! [continues to blogpost with selfies] :marseyfrozenchosen:

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:#gigachadqueen:

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@August badge?

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Yeah

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she needs a thin badge too because the arm is like a spaghetti stick

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Touched sky badge

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For skydiving? I skydove, can i get a badge?


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Do you have proof? You have to have done it in August

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Can I get the badge? :marseysad:

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You have to prove you did something fun in August

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:#marseyill:

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That's what I thought chud boi

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Oh it's for that badge? I have that one.

It did happen to be in August though

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Tits Pls thx

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Tits

very clearly visibly present in the shirt tho @FrozenChosen u should reply with this pic everytime someone demands u post bewbs from now on

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Ehhhh flat

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hardly size HH but definitely visible

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Ehhhh I'll need a less obstructed view to determine

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Why would you encourage her to do that instead of actually posting tit?

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cause degenerate coomers deserve disappointment

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Were you aroused? :pepoboner:

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Lmao no I wasn't even thinking much during the jump. It was very peaceful in a way. I was actually pretty calm before the jump since my instructor had been in the military/green berets. Figured he knew what he was doing.

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Sounds like a fun time, but real talk: how hot was the instructor?

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7/10

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this is how we know ur not a veteran

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Lmao. My sis and mom are veterans and competent at what they do/did. But thank u for your service.

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ur welcome bb however in the future just try to member not all veterans are automagically competent at literally anything

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a green beret should be very competent at jumping out of airplanes tbf

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It's kinda their thing.

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>POSTS CHIN

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I posted because I have a sense of humor about my flaws :gigachad2:

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I Am """PULLINg You're Leg""" Have a SodyPop On Paw Paw David athnx.

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bigchin is not a flaw tho (?)

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>Hide's neck

Yeah I'm thinking it's :#marseytrain:

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Her chin is beautiful. Go back to coupon posting or whatever your gig is :tayvape:

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Congrats! I've been three times, all tandems, I need to do a solo jump. The first one my mother showed up to my door on my birthday unannounced and asked if I want to go skydiving. I said heck yeah and we left. She was 62 at the time and had a blast! She paid for a photo/video set as well, and I looked like SHIT in all of them.

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:marseywouldnt: high risk activities no thanks

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Im shocked by how normal you look.

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Nice chin

:#marseychadfoid:

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omg! way to go!!!

(ps nice tits queen!)

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I went skydiving once in Hawaii. Much better view on the way down

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You are in good shape

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yay you did it!


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That looks awful. I don't understand why people do these things

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personal pizzas

glad it didn't play out like the song!

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:#marseypendulumright:

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I wanna do something like that at some point. But what's really on top of my list is being atop a mountain with a glider suit and just glide through mountain valleys.

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While your adrenaline is still high post the tits you promised!

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That's awesome! Glad you had fun! Very considerate of you to get your hand in the photo too!

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Woah tandem sky diving, how vibrant how fresh how extreme :marseyyass::marseyyass:

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It was still scary okay 😠

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Next time try scary stuff that's not super cliche hun :marseyembrace:

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You have to tandem unless you've done it a certain amount of times

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chinned

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Cost?

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$250 to jump

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I've done it once and it was fun, but I really have no desire to repeat it personally.


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Do a flip

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How much was it?

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Like $250 to jump, $400 if you wanted pics.

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Why jump with an instructor?

My favorite thing was that they offered an option of having a parachute with a slit in the back making it partially controllable, so I had tons of fun steering it and then turning against the wind right before landing and landing like a fricking feather!

The less favorite thing was that the instructor apparently miscounted how many people he put at each side of the plane, so he tried to throw me out, then changed his mind and pulled me back (later I realized that it was to not eject me over the forest), and having no experience I started worrying that maybe something went wrong and other guys' parachutes didn't open automatically because of something I had done.

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It's fetch as heck. I want to get my wife to do it.

I'm in the orange

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ok guys, we won't need the dead FroCho banners this time

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Braver than me

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