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In an alternate reality she got her butt sued.
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She hit the wall at a record speed. Jesus.
What's on her back?
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Temp tattoo.
As per wall hitting, putting money on shitty (and unnecessary) plastic surgery—specifically buccal fat removal. That combined with an absolute shit dye job will age anyone like milk.
If you want to see an even worse example of buccal fat removal, check out Lea Michele.
https://nypost.com/2022/12/18/lea-michele-may-have-had-buccal-fat-removal
Ironically, removing their buccal fat means they're going to have to get fillers as they get older. Don't get this dumb surgery, dramatards.
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White foids aging like milk
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Thought the angle was bad cause she looks ok there but not really from other angles.
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Might have a spine issue. The curve looks like one. Butt is still improvable though.
Dr. Marsey prescribes core exercises that will help correct the off spinal curvature as well as butt targeted lifting like squats.
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Lol when you say Dr Marsey do you mean you? 🤔🤔
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They call me Dr. Marsey. I'm not a real doctor, but I am a real marsey.
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I like to bait the tards. I think I'm getting good but I can handle criticism.
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Ooooh, shes the bitchy redhead daughter from game of thrones that got r*ped!
Darn she looks like she literally hit a wall face-first
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Mulvaneymaxxing.
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She was always very mid
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Honestly, with an butt like that I'd file divorce papers too
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It's a British 10, what are you talking about?
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"But God said, 'This explains why a man leaves his father and mother and is joined to his wife, and the two are united into one.' Since they are no longer two but one, let no one split them apart." - Mark 10:7-9
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"But lo, the butt was flat. And so Abraham wept unto the sky, "O Lord, why hast thou forced a pancake butt upon my household?" - Bimothy 14:88
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Bimothy 14:88 is a clear reference to the trials and tribulations that Abraham faced in his lifetime. He was a great man of faith who trusted in the Lord, even when things were tough. And just like Abraham, we must trust in the Lord, even when things are tough. Sometimes, the Lord will test us with trials and tribulations, but we must remember that He is always with us and will never leave us alone.
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When the butt is flat the lord will erect a mountain in our wife's behind. And when the tits are sagging he will mold new ones as firm as his embrace and as soft as his touch
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When the donkey is tired, the Lord will give it strength. And when our wives' breasts are saggy, He will give them new, firm breasts.
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!slots777
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Ohhhh that butt
You are blessed with a sharp wit, friend
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Ngl im learning a lot of shit about the bible that i didnt learn in religious education or church.
A lot of shit that kinda makes the bible based tbh
Also, remember when divorce law was the big batlefield in the culture war (though we didnt call it that back then)? Good times
and hard to believe when you look at the current state of things.
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You had a religious education, and went to church, and you never read the Bible?
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HEY...I'LL UHHMMM HAVE THE PANCAKES NAILED TO A TWO-BY-FOUR
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Ewww wtf
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Not bad, since if you squint you can pretend she is trans.
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Yeah but she won't have a peepee so what's the point
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Exactly, a trans girl without her peepee is like an angel without her wings
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Make her have a peepee silly
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did she lose her butt in the divorce?
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Sophie Turner
is ugly af. Joe Jonas must've been on drugs 
when he decided to marry 
her
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He ain't that nice of a fella either, they both were perfect for each other.
This is not 100 percent women bad situation
He just tried to do a woman and get the PR and press involved before she did.
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Im not saying either is a saint
in this, I am just saying she is ugly and with as much kitty as Joe Jonas probably had thrown at him, I am surprised 
he settled for the equivalent of an ironing board.
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Have you seen the guys face? Also he's short.
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he gives me hunter biden vibes tbh
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I mean what he did to music was enough to hate him. What he did was unforgivable
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The Holy Jostar look
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she has something stuck to her back
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Temp tattoo for a TV show
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