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corp fat/cat/fatcat :nuggetesoteric: :donkeykongk: :donkeykongi: :donkeykongn: :donkeykongg: :nuggetesoteric:  1yr ago (lipstickalley.com) 1,217 thread views #205912

Lipstick Alley Cheers on Sophie Turner, who left her kids with Joe Jonas because she wanted to live that singles life, as she sues Joe for the return of her kids. She feels they will be safer in the land where Child Grooming Gangs are allowed to range freely

https://www.lipstickalley.com/threads/page-six-tmz-sophie-turner-sues-joe-jonas-for-return-of-their-two-kids-to-england-amid-divorce.5389916

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"But God said, 'This explains why a man leaves his father and mother and is joined to his wife, and the two are united into one.' Since they are no longer two but one, let no one split them apart." - Mark 10:7-9

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"But lo, the butt was flat. And so Abraham wept unto the sky, "O Lord, why hast thou forced a pancake butt upon my household?" - Bimothy 14:88

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Bimothy 14:88 is a clear reference to the trials and tribulations that Abraham faced in his lifetime. He was a great man of faith who trusted in the Lord, even when things were tough. And just like Abraham, we must trust in the Lord, even when things are tough. Sometimes, the Lord will test us with trials and tribulations, but we must remember that He is always with us and will never leave us alone.

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When the butt is flat the lord will erect a mountain in our wife's behind. And when the tits are sagging he will mold new ones as firm as his embrace and as soft as his touch

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When the donkey is tired, the Lord will give it strength. And when our wives' breasts are saggy, He will give them new, firm breasts.

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>"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." ~Ezekiel 23:20

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Ohhhh that butt :#iseewhatyoudidthere:

You are blessed with a sharp wit, friend

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Ngl im learning a lot of shit about the bible that i didnt learn in religious education or church.

A lot of shit that kinda makes the bible based tbh :marseycrusade:

Also, remember when divorce law was the big batlefield in the culture war (though we didnt call it that back then)? Good times :boomerjam: and hard to believe when you look at the current state of things.

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im learning a lot of shit about the bible that i didnt learn in religious education or church.

You had a religious education, and went to church, and you never read the Bible?

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