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Thank you for reminding me of this. He was a wonderful man, but there were definitely other things that made me unhappy. He was an attorney and he knew that I wasn't very assertive so when we would have a disagreement, he would use his arguing skills to one up me, this was something that was very upsetting to me. Of course, we forget these types of things until we start to process the situation again. Thank you for reminding me of that.
he used his evil lawyer magic to argue better than me!!!
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Lawyer scrotes are the worst. Like, okay, you've proven beyond a reasonable doubt that I should have emptied the compost bin last night before the dog got into it. But also, I now hate you and never want to have s*x with you ever again, Todd. The defense rests.
In my lived experience, girlboss lawyers are also like this. When you get paid a ton of money to swim with sharks for 100hours/week it's not a switch that's easily flipped off when work is over
I'm currently dating a lawcel and it's great. I always get accused of talking loudly and over people (not neurodivergent, just rude), and she lets me and then tells me why what I said is r-slurred (not neurodivergent, just stupid). The dynamic works really well despite us probably not being conventionally congenial.
It's not that they're arguing well, they just become extremely defensive and turn a disagreement into a ridiculous debate. They will twist everything in their favor and act very confident in the bullshit they are spewing without giving an inch. Good skill when you're trying to convince mouth breathers on the jury that your client is innocent, not so great when you're interacting with people you care about
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he used his evil lawyer magic to argue better than me!!!
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Lawyer scrotes are the worst. Like, okay, you've proven beyond a reasonable doubt that I should have emptied the compost bin last night before the dog got into it. But also, I now hate you and never want to have s*x with you ever again, Todd. The defense rests.
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In my lived experience, girlboss lawyers are also like this. When you get paid a ton of money to swim with sharks for 100hours/week it's not a switch that's easily flipped off when work is over
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non-lawyer women do the same thing they just don't bother trying to back up their assertions with facts
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some of the worst people to be around tbh, men or women, if they can't turn that shit off
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Same with sales
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Good lord I'd rather deal with lawcels 7 out of 7 days than grab a drink with a salesman
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There's a saying that you should be kind before you try to be clever
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That's kind of clever.
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But you are a scrote though?
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I'm currently dating a lawcel and it's great. I always get accused of talking loudly and over people (not neurodivergent, just rude), and she lets me and then tells me why what I said is r-slurred (not neurodivergent, just stupid). The dynamic works really well despite us probably not being conventionally congenial.
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Is that a neoword for attractive?
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I think it's when they let you have s*x in prison with someone who isn't an inmate and not in your butt
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Suck my fat peepee
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It's not that they're arguing well, they just become extremely defensive and turn a disagreement into a ridiculous debate. They will twist everything in their favor and act very confident in the bullshit they are spewing without giving an inch. Good skill when you're trying to convince mouth breathers on the jury that your client is innocent, not so great when you're interacting with people you care about
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110th state they got kicked out of turns out too be fat gussy.
@gigachad_brony stand with Israel.
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She just got tired of getting fricking owned all the time.
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