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this apartment needs a woman's touch. i'll make it look like my therapist's office
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The guys place looked pretty cool in the before. Solid bachelor pad vibes.
THE DUMB C*NT RUINED IT WTF!!! 
My home is so stylish btw.
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His kitchen had some big problems. Spice rack in the open and to close to the stove, no table space around the stove itself , no microwave, and that mess that is his upper cabinets. Still the electrical wiring is atrocious in the both after and before, b-word do it properly. Also there is no tap lol, foid project alright
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I guess what gets me is that this dude is living space is kinda cool industrial minimalist. All his stuff is out in the open and it's generally pretty organized. He doesn't have every nook and cranny stuffed with shit. He's being authentic.
Then the foid comes and tries to make it look minimalist. She goes for the cleanest, textureless, blandest decor ever. It appears ultra minimalist. But you just know that her closet is overflowing and all that extra storage space is already crowded.
There's something kinda noble about the way that dude lived. It could have used a few practicality upgrades, but the space is authentic and pleasant.
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Yeah i do agree. Just point out few problems and fix them without doing some big changes for no reason. Just look at the living room floor and the new one? Was that change necessary? frick no and just waste of money. The chair and couch changes? The old was small and fitted into the space and provided easy cleaning. New one is to big and takes too much space and bleeds into the pathway for the balcony
I fricking hate people just doing costly unnecessary changes.
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HGTV and it's consequences...
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This is just part of the relationship game. If you aren't constantly changing your partner's environment as time goes on, then you aren't actually showing them that you care.
That's why I just moved my gf into a smaller apartment, and put the one she lived in up for lease. She was complaining about how it didn't have enough storage space, but I knew it was because she had too many shoes. So now I installed a lot more closet space and told her to move all her stuff into the new one. And now if you ever want to move in with me, we have rules, like no fish.
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You think she'd keep em in the potty like you do? You wouldn't have a problem if it weren't for the smell and the fact that they're a big fricking mess.
You wouldn't ask your girl to clean up your fish. It's just common sense.
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women be shopping
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I sleep on the floor and have nothing decorative in my place. I win
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Pics
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That's too much doxing even for me lol
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REAL living conditions
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no.3 is how i be sitting in my chair tbh
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Half the time, me too.
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your poor back lol
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What?
@Soren
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I like this comic.
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What does it mean?
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It means it's masculine to live like a coomer in a dirty enviroment.
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It means you're a severely depressed twerp and just coping
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I'll be CUMMING for that booty, kitten.
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not explaining it
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It happened to me
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I'm mad about getting rid of that awesome stove hood.
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I'm deeply concerned about where the dishwasher has gone.
And if it's got one of those shitty fake doors with make-believe handles on it, then I'm still mad.
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He didn't need it anymore after he got the live-in model.
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I'm not filled with confidence. Plus the dishwasher only ever b-words at me for more salt. Otherwise, it does its job without complaint.
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Yea the grease fumes will give those cardboard white cupboards a really nice yellowish hue
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Probably makes him keep it in the cupboard and take it out and plug it in every morning.
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Just say no neighbor, literally just say no to the foid menace.
You don't have to let them take over your whole life literally just say no and ignore them till the bitching stops
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My coffee maker is on the counter, son
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ThE kItChEn LoOkS bEtTeR tHaT ThInG iS aN eYe SoRe
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I too need a woman's touch
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i can put on a wig and lipstick if you want
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How much money did this b-word spend on replacing modern cream cabinets with some slightly different modern cream cabinets?
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When will the government act to stop the sinister foid?
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You need the government to put your foid in place?
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that's way too much shit i don't understand this post
e: o i see now the photos, both look awful tf neither of them should be designing anything. But the before is way better in comparison
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Foids reveal their inner self with this. Before, it was comfy and looked like someone actually lived there. Afterward it's cold, sterile, devoid of personality or life. Just like foids
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looks like one of the model homes with minimal decorations so it's more move-in ready
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Did she remove the faucet?
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looks like it
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I suspect a previous girlfriend was in charge of the previous decorating.
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She did the "replace the granite countertops" meme
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Is this heck?
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Man that furnace seriously does not fit there anymore
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It looks pretty soulless and plain in both pics tho?? Needs more color and decorations in both
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this is peak comfy vibes
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I hate that she replaced the light with that quasi flood-light. What a b-word!
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white lights are for indians and the severely neurodivergent
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bare minimum that couch needs a big comforter and that red chair's gotta go for a lazyboy chair
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Home decorating is for lifeless strags ngl
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I prefer what I call organic design, it's when you buy shit at garage sales and just throw shit around
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Unironically just buy weird looking shit at the thrift shop
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Who wants to sit on such a shitty red chair in the living room (after) compared to the single couch from before?
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wtf @ that last one. is that an apartment?
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It's a bit small for my liking but I don't really hate the aftermath.
The kitchen in particular would be an improvement except it looks like they removed the sink (fricking lmao) and the stove (like wtf). All that's left is a range and a... hole? But also the old stove with no counter space nearby sucked too.
Then again the kitchen is really small so I think I'm justified in assuming that neither of these people actually cooks much.
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gay before and after
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