Drunk businesswoman, 39, who glassed a pub drinker after he wrongly guessed she was 43 is spared jail after female judge says 'one person's banter may be insulting to others' 
35?
A drunk businesswoman who glassed a pub drinker after he wrongly guessed her age has been spared jail after a female judge said 'one person's banter may be insulting to others'.
Mother-of-one Joanne Dodd, 39, flew into a rage and attacked Carl Cooper after he suggested she was 43 in the beer garden of the Unicorn pub in Manchester city centre on September 9 last year.
Mr Cooper fled to the potty in a bid to get away from the heated situation, but when he came out Dodd ran towards him and twice shoved her wine glass in his face.
He was left with a four inch laceration to his face, narrowly missing his eye, and an injury to his thumb.
When quizzed Dodd, who runs a firm which organises children's sleepover parties, said she was suffering from 'low self esteem' at the time and said the banter was 'disobliging' towards her.
43?
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39 vs 43 is such a small difference I cant imagine caring
Oh that's right I only have one X chromosome and therefore am able to make that sort of calculation without chimping out
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Either way dude deserved the glassing for falling into that trap. If she asks this and your answer begins with a 4 you better start pre-emptively ducking
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I unironically have zero sympathy for this cute twink. It costs you nothing to just say a few words to make someone's day better. Only a malicious homosexual would pass up that opportunity to be a catty b-word.
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Avast, ye scurvy cur! Yer comment be walkin' the plank for forgettin' to include
i say this as a feminist ally! We be helpin' ye, right enough - we'll ne'er let ye post or comment anythin' that doesn't be expressin' yer love an' acceptance o' minorities! Heave to an' resubmit yer comment withi say this as a feminist allyincluded, or it'll be the deep six for ye, savvy? This be an automated message; if ye need help, ye can message us 'ere. Arrr!Jump in the discussion.
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THAT'S A LOT OF UNPAID EMOTIONAL LABOR FOR THE BENEFIT OF SOME UGLY NARCISSIST
and @_sus say this as a feminist ally
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Unironically keep yourself safe you reddit brained BIPOC
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upmarseyd for great bait, got 3 already
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legit keep urself safe simp, you enable this culture of bending over for spinsters and school marms
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I'm more into librarians actually.
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Many decades ago I once said 45 when a crackhead-looking poorcel foid, who I actually thought was like 70 (on the low end), asked me
Turned out she was 50, but she was very flattered. Probably would have been this guy if I gave a real answer.
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Starting with a 3 is negging. 4 is just mean.
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Pls just let us have this one lol
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Foid's aren't more benevolent, you're just too incompetent to be physically violent
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I dare you to say that to Mary Todd Lincoln, b-word.
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I'm not versed in the WNBA sorry
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Would. Because i dont know who that is, so she cant scare me.
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Excuse me but when you asked why I spent your paycheck on vodka instead of food for the kids, that's when things got started.
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Male violence is always rational. Name a counterexample, you can't
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No, we're just violent. Rational violence doesnt automatically mean justified violence
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See, when you add that first word, its actually true
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It's rational to us.
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