Drunk businesswoman, 39, who glassed a pub drinker after he wrongly guessed she was 43 is spared jail after female judge says 'one person's banter may be insulting to others' 
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A drunk businesswoman who glassed a pub drinker after he wrongly guessed her age has been spared jail after a female judge said 'one person's banter may be insulting to others'.
Mother-of-one Joanne Dodd, 39, flew into a rage and attacked Carl Cooper after he suggested she was 43 in the beer garden of the Unicorn pub in Manchester city centre on September 9 last year.
Mr Cooper fled to the potty in a bid to get away from the heated situation, but when he came out Dodd ran towards him and twice shoved her wine glass in his face.
He was left with a four inch laceration to his face, narrowly missing his eye, and an injury to his thumb.
When quizzed Dodd, who runs a firm which organises children's sleepover parties, said she was suffering from 'low self esteem' at the time and said the banter was 'disobliging' towards her.
43?
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Never guess higher than 39
Most gainfully employed foid
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Yeah just say 29 or some shit. Even if it's preposterous , the foid isn't gonna
get mad about it.
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Literally did that this weekend and made out with a 40 year old woman because of it.
Will leave it to the upmarsey meter to decide if this is an L or not
!biofoids !downmarseyrs
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"Guys, aren't you jealous I did something gross?"
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Keep in mind, !downmarseyrs, this was a woman he could say was 29 while keeping a straight face
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Not hard for horny moids
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At least she was a woman
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why the
? ( I slept on the meme but thought it was about him hating BIPOCs)
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Because that's literally me
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downmarseyrs can't appreciate a well aged foid
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Imagine bragging about kissing a menopausal hag
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I'm perimenopausal, you dumb little b-word.
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just don't talk to ugly narcissists.
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Good advice tho
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Just
her in the face and say she startled you
I can it the ":marseytrans: defense"
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Did you know woman CEOs are paid less than male ones? Clear example of the patriarchy
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Peak neoliberalism
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Holy shit this judge is r-slurred, lol.
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Shit like this is why we should be able to sue judges
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Hi. I run a firm which organizes children's sleepover parties, my husband Chet works the dumpster behind the local Arby's. Our budget is $935,000.
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The eternal white woman.
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Meanwhile with moids, someone will tell a 21 year old guy "shit man, you look rough for your early 40s" And they'll just laugh and not give a frick
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My coworkers have been trying to guess my age and it's interesting to see the range they give. Lowest guess was 20, highest was 29, most seem to think I'm 23.
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